<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Paige R. Penland</title><updated>2008-11-18T22:10:34Z</updated><id>http://blog.paigerpenland.com/atom.aspx</id><link rel="self" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/atom.aspx" /><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com" /><generator uri="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/" version="2.0">Quick Blogcast</generator><entry><title>Senator John McCain Actually Mentions The Bolivarian Bloc!</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/03/21/senator-john-mccain-actually-mentions-the-bolivarian-bloc.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2007-03-21:b95f2b06-4978-45c2-aed5-1844ec948c54</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="Rafael Correa" /><category term="Bolivarian Revolution" /><category term="McCain" /><category term="Fidel Castro" /><category term="Ecuador" /><category term="IMF and World Bank" /><category term="torture" /><category term="OIL" /><updated>2007-03-22T11:14:59Z</updated><published>2007-03-21T20:06:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[Other than US President Bush's one-week trip through Latin America, which turned out much more successfully than I would have predicted (go team!), our nation's leadership seems completely oblivious to the Bolivarian Revolution. Do they really think Hugo Chavez exists in a vacuum? Maybe they do.<br><br>I suppose this should come as no surprise: The <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2738089.stm">Republicans thought the Iraq War would take six weeks</a>, while the <a href="http://public.cq.com/public/20061211_homeland.html">Democrats believed al'Quaeda was primarily Shia</a>. And that's the war we're already in. Why would they bother keep up with events in Latin America? They've got fundraisers to attend.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/mccain_776617.jpg"><br>"None of our stars run red, and if you elect me president, none ever will! Well, maybe Oregon. And Vermont. But not Arizona, gosh golly darn it!" <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/cubaflame.jpg"><br>On Little Havana's <a href="http://www.travel.dk.com/miami/dk/highlight/calle-ocho-little-havana">Calle Ocho</a>, this "Eternal Flame" honors Cuban exiles who died in the 1961 <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/65/ba/BayPigsI.html">Bay of Pigs Debacle</a>. Needless to say, Castro-bashing is encouraged - nay, required - of visiting politicians hoping for cash donations.<br><br><br>Happily, Arizona Senator and Republican presidential frontrunner John McCain has finally <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/03/21/america/NA-POL-US-White-House-McCain-Florida.php">mentioned the Bolivarian Revolution</a>. In public! At a fundraiser, no less. And this audience - in the <a href="http://www.gmcvb.com/visitors/little_havana.asp">Little Havana</a> neighborhood of Miami, Florida, heart of the USA's Cuban exile community - really did have a clue. Many audience members, veterans of the Bay of Pigs, arrived in Miami shortly after the socialist <a href="http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/cuban-revolution.htm">1959 Cuban Revolution</a> sent that island's <a href="http://uregina.ca/%7Egingrich/s28f99.htm">bourgeoisie</a> (and <a href="http://www.cuban-exile.com/doc_176-200/doc0190.html">mafia</a>) packing. <br><br>"The Arizona senator said that 'everyone should understand the connections' between Chavez, Morales and communist Cuban President Fidel Castro," wrote the <i>International Herald Tribune</i>. "'They inspire each other. They assist each other. They get ideas from each other,' McCain said. 'It's very disturbing.'"<br><br>What should disturb the two or three regular readers of my slog is that McCain's version of the Bolivarian Bloc is about eight months out of date - it doesn't include <a href="http://www.cubaminrex.cu/english/The%20imperialism/Daniel%20Ortega.htm">Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega</a>, an ally of Castro since the early 1970s, <a href="http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/">Iranian President Mahmoud Amadinejad</a> (click on the upper right-hand corner for English), or new <a href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/03/02/ecuador-and-correa-ii.aspx">Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa</a>, who has had a big week (see below). <br><br>And never mind the droves of more moderate lefty Latin America leaders, who may side with the USA, or could go with Hugo, depending on the actions of the USA's next president.<br><br>Well, at least Senator McCain knows their names now - his previous mature, insightful political commentary refered to the Venezuelan leadership only as "<a href="http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=126137&amp;Disp=2">wackos</a>." A comment that got exactly the mature, insightful reply it deserved.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/rangel.jpg"><br>"It looks like they have nothing else to do in the United States," replied Venezuelan Vice President José Vicente Rangel, to McCain's allegations that he is a wacko. "[The USA has] so many problems, 40 million poor people, 30 million drug users, and a senator is paying attention to us. He can go to hell." Well, at least someone is paying attention. Sort of.<br><br><br>Although I plan to vote for <a href="http://kucinich.us/">Dennis Kucinich for President</a>, just to see the Senate hearings when his <a href="http://www.wkyc.com/galleries/galleries_fullstory.asp?id=39640">hot, young, hippy wife</a> gets busted for toking up with <a href="http://www.worldpoliticswatch.com/article.aspx?id=356">Afghan President Karzai</a> in the Oval Office, I felt it was my civic duty to email McCain, who might actually get elected. I wanted to to let him know that the Bolivarian Revolution had already doubled in size. <br><br>McCain's <a href="http://www.johnmccain.com/?sid=google">campaign website</a> was irritating and loud, but his <a href="http://mccain.senate.gov/">Senate website</a> was informative and helpful. Sadly, when I went to fill in the email form, a list of 65 subjects - including Israel, gas prices, stem cell research and the postal service, plus border control, illegal immigration <i>and</i> immigration/border issues - had no category for Latin America. Or Mexico, for that matter, unless you wanted to talk about building a wall between us and them.<br><br>"Everyone should understand the connections," said the Senator. But he's obviously convinced that his constituency is interested only in the divisions. Well, maybe he's correct. But I left him a note and link to my blog, anyway. <br><br>And if you're reading this, Senator, I visited your <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/725000/images/_728934_hilton150.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/728934.stm&amp;h=180&amp;w=150&amp;sz=8&amp;hl=en&amp;start=1&amp;tbnid=TIKb5OyHBxU_9M:&amp;tbnh=101&amp;tbnw=84&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bmccain%2Bcell%2Bhanoi%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN">cell in Hanoi</a> and I am so sorry, but also very glad that your experiences gave you the strength to <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10019179/site/newsweek/">stand up against</a> our nation's <a href="http://lawofwar.org/Torture_Memos_analysis.htm">pro-torture legislation</a>. Will you be stumping for <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,472908,00.html">Australian parliamentary candidate Mamdouh Habib</a>, who was held without charges by the USA for four years, primarily in Guantánamo, Cuba? <br><br>Yep, Habib, despite being (allegedly) brutally and repeatedly tortured, resulting in permanent physical damage, has obviously remained a big fan of democracy. (And those haters said we couldn't use torture to export democracy! Well, who's voting now?) You two may have a lot in common. <br><br>Perhaps Habib can even convince you to shut the facility down. Because when Latin America looks to Cuba these days, they see two choices: What goes on in Guantánamo and what goes on in Havana. And right now, Havana can quite convincingly claim the moral high ground. And <a href="http://www.amnestyusa.org/countries/cuba/index.do">that's just sad</a>.<br><br><b>MEANWHILE, BACK IN ECUADOR</b><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/ecuadorrevuelta.jpg"><br>Ecuador's Congress may be corrupt, but they sure aren't wusses - after being "fired," some 20 dismissed legislators fought their way through protesters and police lines to get to work; at least two were injured. "We are in a dictatorship!" shouted Congressperson Gloria Gallardo. Although she made it inside, Congress <a href="http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20070315/int/int3.html">failed to achieve quorum</a>. <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/hotvoter.jpg"><br>"What, me a dictator? But I'm asking for <i>more</i> elections! And if you want to stop me, you'll need to go through 75% of Ecuadorans to do it." Webster, by the way, <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/democracy">defines democracy</a> as "Government by the people; especially: rule of the majority." Can you say "moral ambiguity," kids?<br><br><br>My <a href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/03/02/ecuador-and-correa-ii.aspx">last slog</a> left off with the unloved Ecuadorian Congress and Supreme Election Tribunal (TSE), now loyal to new socialist President Rafael Correa, trying to fire one another as they fought over a proposed general election, which would decide whether or not to elect a Constituent Assembly.<br><br>According to the 1998 Constitution, which this proposed Assembly would rewrite, the 100-strong Congress needs 51 legislators present to achieve quorum and legally vote on anything; the TSE sacked 57 of them. You do the math.<br><br>Correa, always thinking outside the box, suggested replacing the ousted congresspeople with more TSE-friendly folks. "This is not logical, this is not authorized, this is not prudent for the country," retorted Congressional President Jorge Cevallos. On March 20, however, <a href="http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/E643AFF2-2DCB-4D25-AA91-5DF6807CBD82.htm">Cevallos swore in 21 substitute congresspeople</a>, effectively giving Correa carte blanche to do whatever he wants.<br><br>So, what's on this week's agenda? Well, first, Correa is going after <a href="http://upsidedownworld.org/main/content/view/671/1/">Canadian mining company Ascendant Copper</a>, saying its unjust practices could lead to civil war: " "We have not received any benefits from this [mining operation]; neither the state nor the people, and that will have to be taken down."<br><br>Next, it's onto a <a target="_blank" class="" href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/4649442.html">US$6 billion lawsuit against ChevronTexaco</a>, accused by 30,000 Amazon residents led by the <a href="http://indian-cultures.com/Cultures/cofan.html">Cofan tribe</a> of dumping 18 billion gallons of oily backwash into their water supply between 1972 and 1992. "We will not allow any more preying on our environment and our people," explained Correa.<br><br>Finally, it's time to pay off Ecuador's debt and <a href="http://www.easybourse.com/Website/dynamic/News.php?NewsID=119051&amp;lang=fra&amp;NewsRubrique=2&amp;pageliste=&amp;PHPSESSID=8889ea55eb188598f2afce6634e5b08c">quit dealing with the IMF altogether</a>. But won't Ecuador feel lonely without the international banking system to take care of it? Perhaps not. OPEC (which Ecuador had to quit in 1992 because of mounting international debt) has extended an invitation to South America's fifth largest oil producer. <br><br>"<a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&amp;sid=acNFbRhPqeSo&amp;refer=latin_america">Ecuador can come back anytime</a>," said friendly OPEC President and UAE Oil Minister Mohamed al-Hamli, who clearly has no ulterior motive for building diplomatic links between the Middle East and Latin America.<br><br>Oh, Senator McCain, you are so right. We do need to pay attention to connections between the Bolivarians and their new friends around the world. Because they sure as heck are paying attention to us.<br>]]></content><summary>Arizona Senator and Republican presidential frontrunner John McCain mentions the Bolivarian Revolution, in public, even adding that 'everyone should understand the connections' between Latin America's lefty leadership. But does he? Bonus: An Ecuador update, with even more yummy photos of President Correa as he fires Congressional leadership, threatens to sue ChevronTexaco for US$6 billion, quit the IMF, join OPEC and even take Canada to the cleaners. It's on.</summary></entry><entry><title>Ecuador Goes Bolivarian: Meet President Correa</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/03/02/ecuador-and-correa-ii.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2007-03-02:b95bfadf-b209-42d2-88fb-d00a7d03b810</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="hugo chavez" /><category term="Rafael Correa" /><category term="Daniel Ortega" /><category term="Bolivarian Revolution" /><category term="Fidel Castro" /><category term="Ecuador" /><category term="George Bush" /><category term="OIL" /><category term="Ahmadinejad" /><category term="Che Guevara" /><category term="coca" /><category term="Evo Morales" /><updated>2007-03-20T18:22:57Z</updated><published>2007-03-02T20:57:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[<i><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/prezcorrea.jpg"><br></i>Ecuadorian President Rafael Vicente Correa Delgado smiles secure in the knowledge that while he may not be the most powerful Bolivarian revolutionary, he, like Che before him, will get all the girls. <br><br><br><b>MEET RAFAEL CORREA</b><br>Until two years ago, Ecuador's flamboyantly socialist new president was just a relatively well-paid economics professor at Quito's pricey <a href="http://www.usfq.edu.ec/">San Francisco University</a>. That's when previous <a href="http://www.mundoandino.com/Ecuador/Alfredo-Palacio">President Alfredo Palacio</a>, himself replacing ousted President Lucio Gutiérrez (Ecuador has had eight presidents in the last decade), appointed Correa as Finance Minister. Though he only served four months, the young economist made quite an impression.<br><p>A former Boy Scout from the steamy, mercantile port city of <a href="http://www.inguayaquil.com/">Guayaquil</a>, whose lower-middle-class family couldn't even afford to replace 15-year-old Rafito's broken reading glasses (sniffle), Correa decided to use his new post as a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_pulpit">bully pulpit</a>, and make a stand for Ecuadorian economic sovereignity. For instance, by threatening to default on payments toward the nation's US$10.2 billion debt.</p><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/guayaquillinda.jpg"><br><a target="_blank" class="" href="http://www.ecuador365.com/guayaquil2.html">Guayaquil</a>, rarely recommended by the guidebooks, has a fabulous <a href="http://www.thebestofecuador.com/malecon.htm">riverwalk</a>, great museums, <a href="http://www.visitaguayaquil.com/46.gye">fantastic views</a> and notably gorgeous Guayaquilianos, including President Correa and the current Miss Ecuador, pictured below.<br><br><br>Note that Correa isn't your <a href="http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/stromberg3.html">typically clueless revolutionary economist</a>. Though he claims to support "socialism for the 21st century," he has a masters in economics from <a href="http://www.kuleuven.ac.be/english/about/index.htm">Louvain Catholic University</a> in Belgium, and a PhD from the <a href="http://www.economics.uiuc.edu/phdinfo/index.htm">University of Illinois</a>, both paid for with scholarships he won as an overachieving young man. <br><br>His hero isn't Karl Marx, it's Nobel Prize-winning former World Bank Chief Economist <a href="http://www.josephstiglitz.com/">Joseph Stiglitz</a>, a fierce critic of the global banking system, sure, but hardly a Bolivarian socialist advocating a state-run economy. Regardless, Correa began his public career by <a href="http://ifis.choike.org/informes/123.html">diverting profits from an oil stabilization fund</a> set up by the <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=imf&amp;start=0&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official">International Monetary Fund</a> to repay interest on Ecuador's international debt, and instead invested the money in <a href="http://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/ecuador.html">much-needed social programs</a>.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/EcuadorOilImagebigger.jpg"><br>Despite robust resources - oil, tourism, agribusiness, fishing, and being a US military client state - the Ecuadorian economy actually shrank 14% between 1980 and 2000. Go figure.<br><br><br>Neither the World Bank nor IMF was amused by Correa's wildly popular antics, and both threatened to cut off the impoverished nation's line of credit unless he simmered down. Just when it seemed that Ecuador would once again be forced to <strike>bow down before their capitalist neocolonial oppressors</strike> restore the debt payment schedule, Bolivarian alpha male and Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez arrived to save the day.<br><br>Chávez loudly offered to buy <a href="http://www.mre.gov.br/portugues/noticiario/internacional/selecao_detalhe.asp?ID_RESENHA=165329&amp;Imprime=on">US$300 million in Ecuadorian bonds</a>, effectively replacing the loans that Correa had just blown off. The World Bank, angered by the uppity Andeans' insolence, did the unthinkable, at last minute cancelling yet another US$100 million loan that they knew Ecuador had already spent. <br><br>Point, set and match: President Palacio feigned shock and surprise that IMF "recommendations" had been ignored, then asked Correa to resign.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/hugopalacio.jpg"><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/BUSH_PALACIO.jpg"><br>The Bolivarians thought Palacio was a rebel; the USA thought he was an ally. Palacio, evidentally a pragmatist, confused everyone by kissing up to the IMF, then nationalizing Occidental Petroleum. <br><br><br>Correa opted not to apologize in his <a href="http://ifis.choike.org/informes/122.html">snarky letter of resignation</a>, saying, "the real problem is the strong pressure seeking to block any relationship with a brother country like Venezuela...it was evident and even embarrasing the lack of executive support of the Ministry of Energy and Mines to advance the oil refining and direct gas trade projects." <br><br>Apologies would be offered two months later, when replacement Finance Minister Magdalena Barreiro <a href="http://newsfromrussia.com/world/2005/10/08/64740.html">visited Washington DC</a> to wave the white flag. The World Bank rewarded her humility with a US$536 million line of credit, enough to keep Ecuador sputtering along for a few more months. The move, necessary but unpopular, earned Palacio a 38.1% approval rating. Correa, however, was clocking in at 57.4%. <br><br>More tellingly, another poll was showing that <a href="http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/postglobal/needtoknow/2006/11/let_leftist_correa_change_ecua.html">86% of Ecuadorians "admired" Hugo Chávez</a>, Correa's partner in what the World Bank apparently considered a crime.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/correahood.jpg"><br><br><br>Emboldened once again by the numbers, Correa threw his hat into the ring along with 12 other candidates, and began his ride to the presidency. <br><b><br><br>2006: THE GREAT AMERICAN LEAP LEFTWARD</b><br>It was an election year throughout the Americas,
celebrated with a notable, international jolt to the left led by
politicians including <a href="http://www.house.gov/pelosi/biography/bio.html">House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4087510.stm">Chilean President Michelle Bachelet</a> and everyone's favorite socialist demogogue, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6205128.stm">Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez</a>. <br><br>In addition to Hugo's own <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/12/04/1418221">landslide win</a>, "another defeat for <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/hugo%20chavez%20bush%20devil/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.76045818/pNo_76045818/id_14654299/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_">the devil</a>, who tries to dominate the world," 2006 also saw the superstar strongman support <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm3YQwgjRYs">Fidel Castro's doddering regime</a> while using his nationalized oil money to run <a href="http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_view.asp?menu=c10400&amp;no=329455&amp;rel_no=1">Bolivarian candidates</a> in elections throughout Latin America.<br><br>Athough Latin America's leaders have not seen eye-to-eye since the <a href="http://www.nalis.gov.tt/Biography/Simon_Bolivar.htm">first Bolivarian Revolution</a>, leftists across the region
have been offering uncharacteristic public support for Hugo's second attempt at a pan-Latino revolution - and getting elected. Despite the Venezuelan <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6277379.stm">president's...um...idiosycrasies</a>. <br><br>Many of Hugo's outspoken allies now hold office: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4576972.stm">Bolivian President Evo Morales</a>, Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa, <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2007/02/08/ortega/">Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega</a> and <a href="http://www.venezuelanalysis.com/news.php?newsno=2170">Brazillian President Lula de Silva</a>, listed in descending order of how much they owe Hugo politically. (Lula, it should be stressed, <a href="http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/editorials/archives/2003/03/04/196760">owes Hugo nothing</a>, nothing at all!) In <a href="http://rangevoting.org/NYTmexRec.html">Mexico</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5024428.stm">Colombia</a> and <a href="http://www.livinginperu.com/news/2773">Peru</a>, conservatives retained power, but even those leaders are getting cozy with the increasingly powerful Bolivarian crowd.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/hugorafaelhandshake.jpg"><br>Presidents Hugo
Chávez and Rafael Correa aren't just allies, they're pals. When Rafael went to visit Hugo in his home state of Barinas, Venezuela, he slept over at the Chávez family's modest home.<i><br></i><br><img src="images/44630-40697/300px_Garcia_Humala_Screenshot.jpg"><br>Center-left Peruvian President Alan García defeated devout Bolivarian Ollanta Humala with a towering 52.62%, a loss made even more embarassing by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Garcia">García's unbelievably lousy record</a> of unchecked terrorism, rampant hyperinflation and shameless theft. <a href="http://www.reason.com/news/show/116298.html">Peruvians <i>really</i> didn't want another Hugo Chávez.<br></a><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/condievo.jpg"><br><a target="_blank" class="" href="http://www.greenleft.org.au/2002/501/27822">Movement of Socialism</a> candidate Evo Morales triumphed in Bolivia, becoming the Americas' first <a href="http://www.sim.org/PG.asp?pgID=45&amp;fun=1">indigenous</a> national leader. And, yes, he really did present US Vixen of State Condi Rice, in town to discuss the War on Drugs, with a <i>charango</i> (Bolivian ukelele) decorated in <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,414036,00.html">coca leaves</a>. Classy. He's my favorite Bolivarian revolutionary, and will definitely get his own slog entry.<br><br><br>Ecuador, however, was ripe for change. The nation's ultra-politicized population, which has ousted three presidents since 1996, seemed to be demanding another Hugo Chávez. Correa's former professor, <a href="http://www.bankresearch.org/economicpolicyblog/2006/10/rafael_correa_a.html">Werner Baer</a>, argues that much of the president's ultra-leftist persona may exist only to win over these voters, and that Correa will soon move to the center, perhaps becoming like "extremely orthodox in his economic policy."<br><br>But that's not why Correa was elected; his electorate wants a revolutionary. Three subjects dominated his campaign, all of them issues of Ecuadorian sovereignity: Debt, oil and <a href="http://www.globalpolicy.org/empire/challenges/general/2007/0112ecuadorevict.htm">Manta Air Base</a>, the United States' only real military outpost in South America. And Correa's constituency will run him out of office if he backpedals on any of them - and it looks like he won't. Well, OK, maybe on the oil. (<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,1919938,00.html">Can you blame him?</a>)<br><br><b>Ecuador's Ridiculous Debt</b><br>"I strongly believe that government-run industry is inefficient and will lead to more poverty," <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/03/07/070307142649.3ts3517u.html">explained US President Bush</a>, when asked his opinion of Bolivarian economics. He's right - if you compare state-run socialism to a US-style free market
economy. But in Ecuador, and much of the developing world, joining the global economy
means submitting to IMF and World Bank policies, which are anything but
free.<br><br>The Washington DC-based <a href="http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:0FpiaXEIJngJ:www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/fandd/2004/09/pdf/timeline.pdf+imf+history&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;cd=2&amp;gl=us&amp;client=firefox-a">IMF</a> and <a href="http://web.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTERNAL/EXTABOUTUS/EXTARCHIVES/0,,contentMDK:20053333%7EmenuPK:63762%7EpagePK:36726%7EpiPK:36092%7EtheSitePK:29506,00.html">World Bank </a>were
both set up in 1947, one year after the CIA began operations, to keep
the global economy
running smoothly. In the 1970s, the IMF began loaning huge sums of
money to semi-democratic developing nations - well, to their richest, most
powerful families, anyway - then assumed control of their economies as
each government defaulted. The resulting debt crisis of the 1980s
affected almost all of Latin America.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/250px_SacDollar.jpeg"><br>
The Sacagawea coin, received with abject
indifference by the US public, has for some reason become quite popular in
Ecuador since 2001, when the US dollar replaced the downward-spiraling <i>sucre</i> as the heavily indebted nation's official currency.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/incachica.jpg"><br>The
average Ecuadorian makes around US$2300 per year, with at least 55%
of Ecuadorians living in poverty and 1.5 million unable to procure sufficient food. In the indigenous Andes and Amazon, the poverty rate is 87%, child malnutrition 57%, and support for
the Bolivarian Revolution getting close to 100%.<br><br><br>Debt in the developing world <a href="http://rwor.org/a/v19/930-39/936/imf.htm">increased five-fold between 1973 and 1982</a>, thanks to IMF loans sometimes characterized as <a href="http://www.responsiblelending.org/issues/mortgage/briefs/page.jsp?itemID=29675480">predatory</a>. Interest also increased, and between 1980 and 1992 the World Bank's net earnings
rose 172%. Over the past three decades, the <a href="http://www.aidc.org.za/?q=book/view/119">gap between rich and poor has widened</a>, child mortality risen and life spans fallen in many debtor nations; the UN noted that 45% of Latin Americans were below the poverty line in 2001, compared to 41% in 1980.<br><br>Ecuador's
elite, for example, blew most of their nation's original IMF loans in
sleezy pyramid schemes that eventually collapsed the banking system, then fled the country. In 1983, the government renegotiated this debt and even qualified for
another US$1.5 billion loan - on one condition. They had to allow the IMF
to restructure the economy, making it friendlier for international
investment, which would bring with it jobs and infrastructure. It
sounded good, in theory.<br><br>IMF "Austerity Measures" included cutting
back social services, raising taxes, discouraging minimum wages and
unions, privatizing state-run industries (often by <a href="http://www.foodandwaterwatch.org/water/waterprivatization/latinamerica/ecuador-1/ecuador">selling them off to foreign companies</a>)
and requiring massive layoffs of state employees. These well-intentioned economic strategies backfired tragically, and most debtor nations - including Ecuador - are in worse shape today than
they were 30 years ago.<br><br>So, when the Bolivarians ask their impoverished constituencies to question the US example, and instead look to <a href="https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/cu.html">Communist Cuba</a> (rarely considered an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Cuba">economic success story</a>)
for inspiration, more and more people appreciate the view. They aren't comparing
Havana to Miami anymore - they're comparing it to <a href="http://www.ruralpovertyportal.org/english/regions/americas/nic/index.htm">Managua</a>, to <a href="http://www.converge.org.nz/lac/articles/news990801a.htm">La Paz</a>,
to the indigenous Andean backwaters of oil-rich nations, where even
basic medical care is a pipe dream.<br><br>With this shifting paradigm in mind, Correa specifically promised voters that he would be "open-minded" about defaulting on
bond payments; ask for international arbitration over "corrupt"
sovereign debt; and ignore IMF austerity measures in order to rebuild the social safety net. <br><br>"It is necessary to overcome all the fallacies of <a href="http://www.corpwatch.org/article.php?id=376">neoliberalism</a>," Correa explained. "We are not against the international economy, but we will not negotiate a treaty under unequal terms." <br><br><b>The Problem with Oil</b><br>Oil was discovered in Ecuador in the early 1960s, and rapidly became the small nation's most important export. The economy has since expanded and contracted with global oil prices, as well as the corruption level of whatever <a href="http://www.ecuaworld.com/discover/president.htm">short-lived government</a> or <a href="http://www.energybulletin.net/6814.html">military junta</a> was managing the flow. Political instability remains the only constant in the Ecuadorian equation. <br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/velasco_ibarra.jpg"><br>

José
María Velasco Ibarra (1893-1979) served as president of Ecuador
1934-1935, 1944-1947, 1952-1956, 1960-1961 and 1968-1972. The
populist's populist, who famously boasted "Give me a balcony and I will
become president," was overthrown four times by the military.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/oilecuador.jpg"><br>Ecuador had no environmental protection laws until 1990, when Texaco transferred operations to PetroEcuador, the state oil company. Most foreign companies just <a href="http://rainforests.mongabay.com/0806.htm">ignored new regulations</a>, until Amazonia Indians forced <a href="http://zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=20&amp;ItemID=4464">ChevronTexaco</a> to fund a massive cleanup in 2003. In 2006, they protested Occidental Petroleum on the same grounds, resulting in <a href="http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/WO0605/S00422.htm">the nationalization of 132 wells</a>. Oxy is suing Ecuador for US$1 billion in reparations.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/texacoprotest.jpg"><br>Protests by the Confederation of Indigenous Nationalities of the
Ecuadorean Andes (CONAIE), which focused on <a href="http://www.texacorainforest.org/">pollution</a> and <a href="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/1219-06.htm">profits</a>, won members of 20 participating tribes more three million acres of land - but not including
mineral rights. They are now asking for 1% of oil profits earned from their land, and a 15-year moratorium on oil exploration.<br><br><br>Ecuador's elite rarely questioned the international oil business's hold over the country, until the <a href="http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3821/is_200610/ai_n17195862">1990 Indigenous Uprising</a> set off a series of protests against foreign oil companies. They were led by the <a href="http://www.head-hunter.com/index.html">famously insular tribes</a> of the Amazon, who complained that their water was being contaminated, land confiscated, and poverty deepened by the unconcerned owners of oil wells scattered through their thickly jungled homeland. <br><br>In 1991, a Huaorani protest stopped
the Texas-based Maxus Corporation from building an unwanted highway; in 1993, a New York federal court upheld a US$1 billion suit against Texaco by a confederation of tribes. (Texaco countersued the Ecuadorian government for US$570 million.) In 2002, protests in the
Sucumbios and Orellana provinces forced the government to
declare a state of emergency. <br><br>The same provinces went on strike in
August 2005, shutting down Occidental Petroleum (Oxy). Hugo Chávez came through with replacement crude at the last minute, salvaging the Ecuadorian economy and Palacio presidency.<br><br>Oxy workers went on strike again in March 2006 - but this time, Palacio decided to back them up. After putting three provinces under military rule, just to keep the oil kept flowing, Palacio found a <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/89d2a3d8-e8f3-11da-b110-0000779e2340.html">legal loophole</a>: The oil giant had sold stock without notifying the
Ecuadorian government, as stipulated in their contract. <br><br>On May 15, Palacio transferred 132 Oxy oil wells to PetroEcuador. If the state-run company can pull it off, this field - which represents
perhaps 20% of Ecuador's oil ouput - stands to generate US$1.3 billion
for the country in 2007. The Venezuelan government has helpfully offered to refine the stuff, should the "imperialist opressors" decline. <br><br>Although Correa has vowed to make oil contract renegotiations his highest priority as president, he not hinted that he might nationalize any other operations, the largest of which are Brazil’s Petrobras and Spain’s Repsol. He does plan to enforce a 2006 hydrocarbon law that requires foreign oil companies to give Ecuador 50% of all profits (they currently tithe about 20%), and increase that share to 85% by the end of his term. Good luck.<br><b><br>Manta &amp; Eloy Alfaro Air Base<br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/mantabig.jpg"><br></b>Ecuador's largest and second-most-important port, <a href="http://www.codeso.com/TurismoEcuador/TurismoManta01.html">Manta</a> is also a resort destination where tourists come to tan, visit <a href="http://www.montecristisart.com/">Montecristi</a> (home of the <i>real</i> Panama hat) then head <a href="http://www.thebestofecuador.com/pnmach.htm">Machalilla National Park</a>, with country's very best beaches. The port also handles most Ecuadorian oil shipments.<br><br><br><a target="_blank" class="" href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/manta.htm">Eloy Alfaro Air Base</a>, often referred to as "Manta," for the town and beaches nearby, was built in 1978 by the
Ecuadorian Air Force as part of their on-and-off <a href="http://www.acig.org/artman/publish/article_164.shtml">territorial war with Peru</a>
(1941-1995). Pilots stationed here heroically defeated Peru's superior air force in a glorious 1981 battle that restored Ecuadorian pride and military moral, as well as control over
the totally insignificant Tiwintza region.<br><br>Few US citizens remember that when Peru originally invaded Ecuadorian territory in 1941, the USA was already working with Ecuador as an ally in World War
II, even building US military bases there. Regardless, when Ecuador asked its powerful new friend to help broker a treaty, the USA declined. The resulting "peace" treaty rewarded all occupied territory to Peru, an unjust ruling that led to 50 more years of war. This has not been forgotten.<br><br>The US military was forced to ask Ecuador to use Manta Air Base, just
before the 1999 handover to Panama of massive <a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/howard.htm">Howard Air Force Base</a>, lynchpin of America's anti-drug operations. Ecuador agreed, but offered the USA no help. "Problems plaguing Manta range from runways so
dilapidated that they are unusable by military aircraft to lax safety
standards and extremely limited supplies of electricity and water," complained <i>Inside the Pentagon</i> magazine.<br><br>The relocation was already a rush job, as the USA had naïvely expected Panama to renegotiate at the last minute, and allow the US to remain at Howard. <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/panama.canal/">Which just didn't happen</a>. And, oh-so-surprisingly, few Latin American countries wanted to invite the US military into their homes. [Incidentally, pacifist Costa
Rica said the USA was free to use their territory for anti-drug operations - as long as none of the planes were armed. Heh.]<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/peruecuadorwar.jpg"><br>Peruvian
President Fernando Belaunde Terry reviews captured Ecuadorian
hardware after losing a series of 1981
skirmishes referred to, a bit dramatically, as the Protocolo or Paquisha Wars.<br><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  <img src="images/44630-40697/USSOUTHCOM_emblem.jpg"><br>USSOUTHCOM, and its not-at-all-imperialist-looking emblem, were created in 1947 to take
charge of all US military operations in Latin America - except
<a href="http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/64EEC671-F112-462A-8B7B-01F59B8E8DCC.htm">Guantánamo, Cuba</a>, which is handled by Northern
Command. <br><br><br>Even in Ecuador, a reliable ally for half a century, the US Air Force was not received with open arms. Although the government had agreed to lease the Manta to the United States for ten years, expiring in 2009, most Ecuadorians considered support for the US anti-drug (read: anti-<a href="http://www.farcep.org/?node=1,1,1">FARC</a>) operation as evidence that their nation was taking sides in neighboring Colombia's <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1738963.stm">brutal, 40-year-old civil war</a>. And they wanted no part of it.<br><br>"There is a widespread feeling that Washington is carrying out an extensive, mostly security, anti-drug program with Colombia, with little regard for the severe consequences - growing violence and refugees - on Ecuador," explained US think-tanker Michael Shifter.<br><br>The United States stuck it out, however, and today Manta-based anti-drug operations are responsible for 60% of all drug seizures in Latin America. Negotiators hoping to renew the lease also point out that Manta contributes US$7 million (out of US$4 billion earmarked for <a href="http://www.colombiaemb.org/opencms/opencms/plancolombia/">Plan Colombia</a>) to the Ecuadorian economy annually. And that Manta is now even more important for anti-drug efforts, since <a href="http://www.history.navy.mil/library/online/vieques.htm">Puerto Rico's Vieques Range</a> was also shut down by irritated leftists in 2003.<br><br>Correa, who repeatedly promised to close the base if elected, recently replied to hopeful envoys that he would at least think about it: "We can negotiate with the US about a base in Manta, if they let us put a military <a href="http://www.globalexchange.org/countries/americas/ecuador/4373.html">base in Miami</a>. If there is no problem, we'll accept." He was joking, but the USA didn't laugh.<br><br>Instead, the USA is now claiming that <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-colombador15jan15,0,5208811,full.story?coll=la-home-headlines">Ecuador is becoming "Colombianized,</a>" and therefore <i>needs</i> a strong US military presence. They also offered to fund the construction of a long-dreamt-of international airport, should they be allowed to stay. This last announcement coincided with an <a href="http://www.no-bases.org/index.php?mod=coberturaleermas&amp;idioma=en&amp;id=46">International Conference on the Abolition of Military Bases</a>, held in Manta March 5-9.<br><br>And, shortly after receiving the generous offer, Correa <a href="http://www.escambray.cu/Eng/news/Wbill070309855.htm">spoke at the conference</a>, telling delegates from 40 countries that he had "ratified the closure" of Manta, whatever that means. He then called for the destruction the USA's <a href="http://www.granma.cu/ingles/2007/marzo/juev8/bases.html">737 non-secret military bases</a> worldwide. I guess it's time to start thinking about <a href="http://www.topix.net/co/barranquilla">Barranquilla</a>, eh?<br><br><b>And Then, There's Congress</b><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/2005protestecuador.jpg"><br>Letting the Ecuadorian Congress know what you think, such as this 2005 request to remove then-President Lucio Gutiérrez from office, often takes more than just a clearly composed email.<br><br><br>The main obstacle to achieving Correa's socialist revolution would obviously be that <a href="http://www.heritage.org/Research/LatinAmerica/wm732.cfm">pesky system of democratic checks and balances</a>. Ecuador's Congress, for example, has the power to depose any president - a power they've exercised several times (often after massive demonstrations) in past years.<br><br>Happily for Correa, no institution in Ecuador - including the presidency, which is saying something - is more hated by the average Ecuadorian for its blatant nepotism, apparent racism against indigenous Ecuadorians and alleged underhanded dealings with foreign oil companies. In one 2006 poll, Congress got a 5% approval rating.<br><br>Thus, Correa's unorthodox strategy had another twist: His <a href="http://www.rafaelcorrea.com/plandegobierno.php">Alianza País</a> party
ran no candidates
for Congress, which he called a "sewer of corruption." Instead, Correa promised elections for a new parliamentary body, a Constituent Assembly,
that would rewrite the <a href="http://pdba.georgetown.edu/Constitutions/Ecuador/ecuador98.html">1998 Constitution</a>. This was probably his most potent populist promise.<br><br>As pollster <a href="http://search.ft.com/ftArticle?queryText=Crabtree&amp;id=061010007937">Polibio Córdova noted</a>,
"The Congress that will
be elected on October 15 will by definition be anti-Correa...if they
try to block him, he will mobilize the people against Congress."
Córdova had a crystal ball.<br><br><br><b>ECUADOR GOES TO THE POLLS: ROUND ONE</b><br><img src="images/44630-40697/twisted_sister_small.jpg"> <img src="images/44630-40697/correatwistsmall.jpg"><br>Correa's
campaign anthem was set to the tune of Twisted Sister's "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFV_GUArl6o">We're Not
Going to Take It</a>;" his slogan was "<i>Dale Correa</i>," or "Give them the belt." During rallies, he
would wave his leather belt in the air and promise to whip Ecuador's government into shape, a kinky piece of
populism that would have most certainly earned Dee Snider's approval.<br><br><br>The stage was set for the October 15 election, with 13 candidates vying to replace Palacio for the thankless job of Ecuadorian president. If none got more than 40% of the vote, with a ten-point lead over the next candidate, there would be a runoff. <br><br>I attended two Quito protests in early August, where all the candidates were passionately decried as nepotistic, out-of-touch US puppets eager to sell Ecuador's oil for personal profit - including Correa, who was barely noticeable at that point. Most speakers clearly wanted their own Hugo Chávez, but Correa, a
foreign-educated, middle-class professional, didn't seem the type. None of them did.<br><br>Gradually,
however, Correa began to set himself apart. His record as the Robin
Hood Finance Minister lent credibility to an assortment of left-wing
promises, although <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpPNJcBulSM">not everyone was convinced</a>. He advertised his friendship with Chávez, which raised his profile against more well-known opponents, such as the leader of 1990 Indigenous Uprising, <a href="http://www.goldmanprize.org/node/127">Luis Macas</a>, and more experienced lefties like <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4479915.stm">Gilmar Gutiérrez</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le%C3%B3n_Rold%C3%B3s_Aguilera">León Roldós</a>.<br><br>On the opposite end of the spectrum, there were two viable right-wing contenders: Fellow Guayaquiliana and Social Christian candidate <a href="http://www.cynthiaviteri.com.ec/cwsNews.asp?nwID=95">Cythia Viteri</a>, a successful lawyer and journalist who came off as the perky frontwoman for a less attractive conservative cabal, and billionaire banana magnate <a href="http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/free_forbes/2003/0317/108.html">Álvaro Noboa</a>, also from Guayaquil, and the richest man in Ecuador.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/laCYNTHIA_2.jpg"><img src="images/44630-40697/missecuador.jpg"><br>This campaign poster for capable, US-friendly, pro-market <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmouuSbgZhE">Cynthia Viteri</a>, who earned a respectable 9.63% of the vote despite that silly bracelet, does <i>not</i>
do her justice. I saw La Cynthia at the awesome Guayaquil Municipal Fiestas
(July 24-25, highly recommended), and she was even
hotter in person than fellow Guayaquilliana and 2006 Miss Ecuador, <a href="http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/kattylopez.html">Katty Lopez</a>. <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/AlvaroNoboa2002.jpg"><br>Would you buy a pesticide-packed banana from this man? You <a href="http://www.usleap.org/Banana/Noboa%20Company%20Page.htm">probably already have</a>. Álvaro Noboa's company is the fourth-largest <i>bananero</i> in the world, and has been accused of union-busting, terrible work conditions and child labor. Noboa was also the conservative Heritage Foundation's (and presumably, the Bush administration's) <a href="http://www.heritage.org/Research/LatinAmerica/wm1238.cfm">candidate of choice</a>.<br><br><br>Noboa's shameless populism would have made even Hugo Chavez blush: After proclaiming himself "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQCAs3h5Gq0">God's messenger</a>," he began promising voters jobs, computers, chickens, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyx4VnPiD5I&amp;mode=related&amp;search=">wheelchairs</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyx4VnPiD5I&amp;mode=related&amp;search=">,</a> "822 homes a day" and low-cost private health care via the Álvaro Noboa Medical Brigade. "Like Christ, <a href="http://dbacon.igc.org/FarmWork/11BananaBlood.htm">all I want is to serve</a>, to serve, to serve...so that the poor can have housing, health care, education, jobs." <br><br>Noboa also outspent the other candidates, and will likely pay US$1.2 million in fines for breaking Ecuador's campaign finance laws (just as he did after his <a href="http://www.euro2day.gr/articlesfna/24216237/">failed 2002 campaign</a>). Noboa's melodrama and endless cash supply proved effective, however. As October 15 drew near, many predicted that the early favorites, Róldos and Viteri, would be sidelined by the showmanship of Correa and Noboa. <br><br>The polls opened October 15 to massive crowds, with <a href="http://www.oas.org/OASpage/press_releases/press_release.asp?sCodigo=E-278/06">75% of the electorate turning out</a>. (Ecuador has compulsory voting.) Correa was slightly ahead in the polls, though it was already clear that there would be a runoff - but between who? Stakes were high and the country - and continent - were on the edge of their seats.<br><br>Then, suddenly, the electronic voting machines broke down.<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,61654,00.html"> E-Vote</a>, a Brazillian company owned by a former <a href="http://www.oas.org/">OAS</a> chief observer, had won a US$5 million contract from Ecuador's Supreme Election Tribunal (TSE) to tally the election. That night, just before 8pm, they announced that their machines would unable to count the last 30% of votes. All but one E-Vote employee had already fled the country; their unlucky spokesperson, Santiago Murray, was detained for questioning.<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/ballotbox.jpg"><br>Correa supporters, concerned about fraud, claimed to have found this <a href="http://www.worldpress.org/Americas/2541.cfm">ballot box abandoned in a park</a>. Diebold, eat your heart out. <br><br><br>It turned out that Murray was pals with OAS chief Rafael Bielsa (something Bielsa had previously denied), who had already undermined his reputation as a professional impartial observer by publically criticizing Correa's programs as "unrealistic." (Is that even criticism?) Both were also accused of being financially linked to E-vote, another big no-no. <br><br>This, combined with the TSE's reputation as tool of La Cynthia's conservative Social Christian party, made everyone suspicious, especially Correa. (Tin-foil-hatters should note that E-Vote gave lefty <a href="http://www.cic.unb.br/docentes/pedro/trabs/Brazilvote2.htm">Lula more votes</a> than any other Brazilian president in history).<br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J36mOYRHDHk&amp;mode=related&amp;search=">Accusations of fraud</a>, complaints of missing ballot boxes and a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0Tr7oStUM">cavalcade of creative conspiracy theories</a> erupted as Noboa was certified as the first place winner, with 26.7% of the vote, Correa coming in second at 22.5%.<br><br>Of course, <a href="http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?ItemID=11502">Hugo just had to weigh in</a>, using his typically diplomatic tone: "There are also strange things going on. A gentleman who is the richest man in Ecuador, the king of bananas, who exploits his workers, who exploits children and puts them to work, who doesn't pay loans - suddenly appears in first place in the first round." As if it even mattered.<br><br>The runoff was scheduled for November 26.<br><br><b>ECUADOR ELECTS A PRESIDENT: ROUND TWO<br></b><img src="images/44630-40697/smallsanmartin.jpg"><br>Dapper Latin American liberators <a href="http://www.bolivarmo.com/history.htm">Simón Bolívar</a> and <a href="http://www.pachami.com/English/ressanmE.htm">José de San Martín</a> met in Guayaquil on July 22, 1822, to celebrate winning Round One of the Bolivarian Revolution. Welcome to Round Two.<br><br><br>In contrast to the October elections, where candidates discussed a wide range of special interests, the November 26 runoff presented a clear choice to voters: A right-wing ideologue claiming to have been chosen by God (hey, it worked for <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2106590/">Bush</a>), or a left-wing ideologue threatening to <a href="http://www.easybourse.com/Website/dynamic/News.php?NewsID=119051&amp;lang=fra&amp;NewsRubrique=2&amp;pageliste=&amp;PHPSESSID=8889ea55eb188598f2afce6634e5b08c">remove Ecuador from the global economy</a>. Choose your delusion.<br><br>The election zeitgeist was perhaps best captured by Fernando, 25, who "is betting with his friends that, should Noboa win the
second round, he will be ousted within 18 months, and should Correa
win, he will not last more than one year." <br><br>The second round of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_RcqgRxvtk">campaign mudslinging</a> began with Correa continuing to accuse Noboa (and Viteri, and Gutiérrez) of fraud in the first round, and warning his constituency to "brace themselves" for further electoral hijinks. He even asked citizens to follow military transports hauling the ballot boxes from various polling places to Quito, just in case. <br><br>Noboa responded with charges that the Correa campaign was being financed by
Venezuela, declaring that "the
<a href="http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?ItemID=11502">Chavez-Correa duo</a> has played dirty in an effort to conquer Ecuador and
submit it to slavery." Noboa then promised that, if elected, he would
break relations with Caracas.<br><br>Correa denied that Chavez had contributed anything to his campaign (other than star power), adding that their relationship
was at least as legitimate as the <a href="http://www.thedossier.ukonline.co.uk/MAPS%20&amp;%20CHARTS/BUSH-LADEN_NETWORK.JPG">Bush family's friendship with the bin Ladens</a>. "My friend doesn't rule in my house," Correa would later declare. "I do."<br><br>As the month wore on, Noboa continued his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6wr8osuOi0">unsophisticated but effective campaign</a>,
while Correa shrewdly began moving to the center, pitching himself
as a family values Christian socialist. He stopped hanging out with his
Bolivarian pals, backpedaled on plans to default on IMF loans, and sighed heavily over a decision to keep the US dollar as Ecuador's national currency, although it really hurts him, just because
inflation has dropped from 96% in 2000 to 2.8% today.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/elecc_amlo14.jpg"><br>Some worried that if Correa lost, he might emulate socialist Mexican presidential candidate <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/09/10/wmexico10.xml">Andrés Manuel López Obrador</a>, who has demanded recounts, staged scores of protests and threatened to set up his own darned government since barely losing the Mexican election. Which, incidentally, also used E-Vote.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/ecuador_woman_vote.jpg"><br>After the E-Vote debacle, the TSE decided to go with paper ballots for the November 26 election. Bolivarians hope to export this technology to Florida and Ohio.<br><br><br>Things went more smoothly the second time around, and by the evening of November 26, Correa was clearly the unofficial winner with 57% of the vote, soundly defeating Noboa. Noboa, spunky as ever, declared himself the winner and demanded a recount. Everyone ignored him.<br><br>"Thank God, we have triumphed," said President-Elect Correa. "This is a clear message that the people want change...The people have given us a clear mandate, with the second largest margin in the last 30 years of democracy. We want a deep political reform."<br><br><br><b>CORREA TAKES POWER</b><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/peacepigeons.jpg"><br>No, those aren't doves of peace - "<a href="http://www.toppun.com/Martin-Luther-King/Dr-Martin-Luther-King-Jr-Day-Products-Famous-MLK-Quotes-Without-Justice-No-Peace.htm">no justice, no peace</a>," remember? Think of them as the pigeons of diplomacy.<br><br><br>"The long night of neoliberalism is coming to an end," brand-new President Rafael Correa announced in his January 15, 2007, inauguration speech. "A
sovereign, dignified, just and socialist Latin America is beginning to
rise.” <br><br>The cheering crowd attending Correa's coronation were treated to more than the usual Bolivarian bluster, however. He also offered a quick economics lesson (the guy's still a professor, which may or may not be a good thing) in a speech punctuated with <a href="http://mokennon2.albion.edu/quichua.htm">Quichua</a> and references to Simón Bolívar, as well as that other <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Che-Guevara-Economics-Transition-Socialism/dp/0947083073/ref=sr_1_2/102-3582076-8631317?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1173523884&amp;sr=8-2">revolutionary economist</a>.  <br><br>Correa categorically criticized the tenets of "the so-called <a href="http://www.mindfully.org/WTO/2003/Economics-Of-EmpireMay03.htm">Washington Consensus</a>," a package of economic policies including deregulation, privatization, reduced tariffs, unrestricted movement of capital (but not workers), and lower taxes, calling them "neo-liberal dogma...that subject people, lives and societies to market theories." Shockingly, Ecuadorian bond prices had already tumbled by 20% since the November elections. <br><br>"We’re not talking about little reforms, about making things less bad," he continued, undeterred. "Latin America isn't living an era of changes, it's living a change of eras."<br><br>Correa's inauguration was also a Bolivarian victory party, attended by Hugo Chávez, who presented Correa with a replica of Simón Bolívar's sword, Bolivian President Evo Morales, <a href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/01/10/ortega-makes-new-friends-keeps-old.aspx">Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad</a> and Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, who I'm hoping has taken these youngsters aside to explain exactly <a href="http://www.zmag.org/chomsky/sam/sam-2-03.html">what the stakes are</a> in this game. He, after all, was fighting Washington while they were still slavering over <i>Baywatch</i>.<br><br>Also in the crowd were most Latin American leaders, including Hugo's left-wing rival, Brazillian President Lula; the USA's strongest regional ally, Colombian President Uribe; and Peruvian President Alan García, who had just defeated the Bolivarians at home. Newly elected Mexican President Calderón was a no-show. Hmm. Sexy Spanish Prince Felipe did attend, as did US Secretary of Commerce Carlos M. Gutierrez and US Ambassador Linda Jewell, with whom Correa later met. <br><br>And, although Correa has consistently criticized the Bush regime,
commenting that "to call Mr. Bush the devil is an insult to the devil" because "the devil is evil, but intelligent," the unpopular US president
called to congratulate his Ecuadorian counterpart personally. Correa called the gesture "noble."<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/ahmadinejadcorrea.jpg"><br>"Dude, stop
looking at my tie like that, you're tripping me out," thought President Correa, while actually
saying something much more diplomatic to the petite Persian president.
"Any nation seeking to defend itself can count on Iranian aid," Ahmadinejad replied, although no one really believed him. <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/correahot.jpg"><br>This photo goes out to all the ladies who have actually slogged this far, in which Correa gives Prince Felipe some serious competition for the cover of Iguanacaste Publishing's <i>2008 World Leaders Undressed</i> calendar. <br><br>There were actually two inauguration ceremonies: The official, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFfQDHcXmK8">European-style</a> version, with all the speeches and recieving lines; preceded by a much more colorful <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gCkoU_MXAA">indigenous ceremony</a> in the Andean town of Zumbahua, where native leaders accepted Correa as their president. <br><br>Correa had volunteered in the poor, high-altitude town as a youth, and even learned a little Quichua, an Ecuadorian dialect of <a href="http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/south/cultures/inca.html">Quechua</a>, the Inca tongue that remains the Americas' most widely spoken indigenous language. He may not be fluent, but Correa clearly understands enough to realize that support from native groups - who make up 25% of the population - is key to keeping power.<br><br>He's not wasting any time, however. Within 24 hours, Correa had initiated more real change than most Ecuadorian presidents do in their entire term, not that many of them serve their entire term. <br><br>The new president signed his first piece of legislation right after the inauguration, calling for a vote to decide whether or not to elect a National
Constituent Assembly with full power to overhaul the <a href="http://conaie.nativeweb.org/assembly/assembly3.html">1998 constitution</a>. He then doubled welfare checks for 1.2 million destitute Ecuadorians, upping the dole to US$36 per month. This is being paid for by revenue from the former Oxy oil wells, which have earned Ecuador an extra US$1.2 billion since nationalization. <br><br>Correa continued by signing an energy agreement with Venezuela, which will now refine 690,000 barrels of Ecuadorian crude without going through a third party (ie, a private oil corporation), saving Ecuador US$1.7 million annually. Venezuela also agreed to invest in developing new, all-important <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oil_refineries">oil refineries</a>.<br><br>And it just wouldn't be a socialist revolution without redistributing land to the poor, and on January 17, Agriculture Minister Carlos Valejo announced that he would do just that.<br><br>Finally, it was time to take on Congress. To precipitate the inevitable conflict, Correa demanded another election, to see if Ecuador wanted his Constituent Assembly.<br><br>Congress refused, calling the measure "unconstitutional" and "Bolivarian." Which was, of course, the whole point. "Congress has to denounce this disrespect to democracy," countered Congressional
President Jorge Cevallos, calling Correa a "dictator" for
"trying to impose his will on congresspeople as legitimately elected as
he was." <br><br>On January 31, hundreds of Correa supporters <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3011468336471077021&amp;q=congress+ecuador">stormed congressional offices</a> in Quito.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/correariot.jpg"><br>After
the pro-Correa "rally," presidential spokesperson Monica Chuji assured
reporters that "peaceful mobilizations are supported by the government,
but we are against violence." Congressperson Federico Perez noted that "we had to leave the building...they were
yelling: '<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6315427.stm">Kill them all</a>.'"<br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/fueradiputados.jpg"><br>The <a href="http://www.quito.com.ec/default.asp?id_idioma=2">colorful streets of Quito</a>, declared the very first <a href="http://www.ecuadoor.com/daytours.htm">UNESCO World Heritage Site</a>,
are always filled with friendly faces. Well, unless you happen to serve
in Congress. This sign says "Corrupt Congresspeople out!"<br><br><br>Several members of Congress, such as ex-President Lucio Gutiérrez, were physically thrown out of the building; tear gas and beatings ensued. In the end, however, Correa probably ended up striking a backroom deal with Gutiérrez, who he had once called "a viper." On February 13, Congress agreed to the election.<br><br>Correa then promised to resign from the presidency if the referedum failed. "My heart is not in power, it’s in service," he told supporters. "If I am not going to be able to do that, and instead be one more of a ton of traitors and impostors that we have had in the presidency, believe me, I would rather go home." <br><br>In the meantime, Correa began working with municipal governments, such as his "itinerant cabinet" in the Amazon town of Tena (a populist precedent set by Correa's congressional rival, Gutíerrez), to discuss economics, infrastructure and social programs. He also agreed, at the last minute, to make <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/e19d95ba-bd1d-11db-b5bd-0000779e2340.html">Ecuador's scheduled debt payment</a> to the IMF on time, February 15, despite earlier indications that he would default.<br><br>Congress was not distracted by Correa's apparent good behavior, however, and on March 8 voted to impeach several members of the Supreme Election Tribunal, already in the process of organizing the April referendum. In response, the TSE (with the help of Correa's always-eager supporters), <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6470407,00.html">fired 57 congresspeople</a>. <br><br>Now it's up to the Supreme Court to decide if the TSE and Congress even
have the right to fire one another, and the confrontation has set off a
serious constitutional crisis that coincides with a Latin American
goodwill tour by the Bolivarians' arch-nemesis, US President George W.
Bush.<br><b><br>PRESIDENT BUSH TAKES ACTION</b><br>US President Bush is currently on a one week tour of Latin America, a region that could have been the successful cornerstone of an effective foreign policy.<br><br>Stop laughing. Bush's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr_Dec6oOPg">passable Spanish</a>, strong "family values" stance and familiarity with Latin American cultures and issues - remember, he's a former Texas governor (and Texas party boy) - could have fostered stronger relationships with the rest of the Americas. Not to mention more Latino support for the Republican Party. Oh, well.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/bushchavez.jpg"><br>The Bolivarian Revolution's popularity hinges less on Hugo's cheap oil than the USA's overconfident and apparently endless occupation of Iraq. Negotiators can't even pitch <a href="http://ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=36475">mutually beneficial trade agreements</a> without looking like the minions of voracious economic imperialism administered by a dangerously out-of-control world power, you know? <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/lamap.gif"><br>If this were a game of <a href="http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Strip_20Risk">Strip Risk</a>, President Bush would be down to one sock and his tighty whities.<br><br><br>And so, Bush is <a href="http://news.google.com/news?q=bush+latin+america&amp;hl=en&amp;client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;um=1&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=news&amp;ct=title">visiting allies</a> Colombia, Brazil, Uruguay, Guatemala and Mexico to warn them all "against the dangers of <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6401635/site/newsweek/">populism</a> and <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/03/06/america/NA-GEN-US-Image.php">isolationism</a>," a statement that could have been written for the <i>Daily Show</i>. So far, the tour is going as expected, highlighted by a key <a href="http://www.business-standard.com/general/newbsvideo.php?videoid=3661">biofuels deal with Brazil</a>, Hugo Chávez' <a href="http://www.sabcnews.com/world/south_america/0,2172,145160,00.html">rival rallies</a>, and plenty of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IqvAmDfby4">grassroots protests</a>.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/brazilprotest.jpg"><br>Tens of thousands of Brazilians came out to tell Bush what Lula was <i>really</i> thinking.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/saddammartyr.jpg"><br>And look - it's Saddam Hussein, in Sao Paolo! Who would have thought that the "Butcher of Baghdad" would become an international symbol of freedom?<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/uruguay_bush_bigger.jpg"><br>Several thousand people welcomed the US president to Uruaguay with chants of "Get out, Bush!" Explained 72-year-old protester Alejandro Piriz, "We Uruguayans have to show we reject Bush even if the government welcomes him with open arms."<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/evohugosquirrels.jpg"><br>Hugo and Evo are, indeed, wearing coca-leaf necklaces (and what is in their hair?) even as Bush and Colombian President Uribe discuss the War on Drugs. I'm not sure what the squirrels are all about.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/guatprotest.jpg"><br>After hip Guatemalan protesters finished vandalizing the Global...I mean, Golden Arches, <a href="http://www.thepeninsulaqatar.com/Display_news.asp?section=World_News&amp;subsection=Americas&amp;month=March2007&amp;file=World_News2007031191458.xml">Mayan priests cleansed</a> the ancient ruins of Iximche, which Bush visited while in town.<br><br><br>Bush is quite correct that the Bolivarian Revolution represents a threat to US interests, particularly if one includes the global finance system and multinational oil companies as part of those interests. But keep in mind that the methods these guys are proposing are peaceful, particularly when you compare them to, say, al'Qaeda's efforts take on Wall Street.<br><br>And now that the Bolivarian Bloc has its own experienced economist, perhaps they will really work the alternative economy angle. What if - and this really is the worst case scenario for the USA - this motley group of socialists actually built a viable international free trade agreement that does not involve the United States? Would that really be the end of the world? <br><br>Who knows, perhaps some healthy competition would inspire IMF and World Bank economists to come up with better ideas than the neoliberal policies they keep applying, again and again, to developing economies that clearly do not benefit from them. Heck, maybe they could even come up with a plan to make our world a better place for business owners, flowers, children and all living things. Why not?<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/correaglobal.jpg"><br>Everyone - well, everyone except for the Ecuadorian Congress, World Bank, IMF, Bush administration, Occidental Petroleum and ChevronTexaco - is hoping Correa is more than just another pretty face.<br>]]></content><summary>This extensive slog is an introduction to Bolivarian revolutionary and new Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa, plus a few of the issues he faces. The US-trained economist rose to national prominence in 2006 as the rebel Finance Minister who, with the help of Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, valiantly challenged the IMF and international oil industry. Sure, he got canned for his antics, but that just gave him time to run his own unorthodox presidential campaign. Correa's promises to rewrite the 1998 Constitution, shut down the US air base at Manta, and renegotiate Ecuador's debt and oil contracts helped him become elected Ecuador's eighth president this decade. And, if he doesn't follow through, he'll be the fourth kicked out of office by mass demonstrations. </summary></entry><entry><title>Volcán Concepción Erupts in Nicaragua</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/02/21/volcan-concepcion-erupts-in-nicaragua.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2007-02-21:773096b5-2e52-46f6-8189-fc563f760585</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="eruption" /><category term="Ometepe" /><category term="concepcion" /><category term="Nicaragua" /><category term="volcano" /><category term="petroglyph" /><updated>2007-03-07T19:08:09Z</updated><published>2007-02-21T13:14:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[One of my favorite places on Earth, Isla Ometepe in Nicaragua, has just added an explosive new tourist attraction. My friend Berman Gomez, expedition leader for the highly recommended tour outfit <b>Exploring Ometepe</b>  (tel 00505-647-5179; located one block uphill from the Moyogalpa dock), just sent these awesome photos of Volcán Concepción erupting on February 9, 2007:<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/concepcion2.JPG"><br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/concepcion1.jpg"><br>There's no lava (yet), but be sure to check out the INETER (Nicaraguan Institute for Territorial Studies) website for the latest views via their real-time <a href="http://www.ineter.gob.ni/geofisica/webcam/v_concepcion/index.html">Volcán Concepción Cam</a>. The menu at the bottom of the page links to webcams for other active Nicaraguan volcanoes, including <a href="http://www.parquenacionalvolcanmasaya.com/">Volcán Masaya</a>, the world's most heavily venting volcano; red-and-black <a href="http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/current_volcs/momotombo/momotombo.html">Momotombo</a>, towering above Managua and star of its own <a href="http://www.tmx.com.ni/rubendario/delotono.htm">Rubén Darío poem</a>; and the three most active members of the Maribios Chain: <a href="http://www.vianica.com/activity/18/climbing-the-tel-ca-volcano">Telica</a>, <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/VolcanSanCristobal1.jpg/300px-VolcanSanCristobal1.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Crist%25C3%25B3bal_volcano&amp;h=197&amp;w=300&amp;sz=48&amp;hl=en&amp;start=11&amp;tbnid=WQNyueLgkmtYMM:&amp;tbnh=76&amp;tbnw=116&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvolcan%2Bsan%2Bcristobal%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN">San Cristóbal</a> and young <a href="http://www.vianica.com/sp/photo/12/1">Cerro Negro</a>, home to the hot new sport of <a href="http://www.bigfootadventure.com/volcano_boarding.html">volcano surfing</a>.<br><br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/satellite_image_of_nicaragua.jpg"><br>Here's a satellite image of Nicaragua, one of the most volcanic countries on Earth. The visibly raised ridge of volcanoes and crater lakes marks a battlefront below, where the tectonic Cocos and Caribbean Plates collide; the spectacularly active fault line runs from the rounded, northwestern Cosigüina Peninsula (centered on <a href="http://www.marena.gob.ni/comap/volcan_cosiguina/intro.htm">Volcán Cosigüina</a>) and parallel to the Pacific Coast down through enormous Lake Nicaragua, its own surface regularly punctured along the fault by volcanic islands. Isla Ometepe is the largest, dumbell-shaped isle, made of two volcanoes: active Volcán Concepción, to the northeast, and dormant <a href="http://www.passplanet.com/nicaragua/photos_volcan_maderas.htm">Volcán Maderas</a>, below.<br><br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/MasayaNic_SS_1.jpg"><br>I just liked this picture of Volcán Masaya, about 50 miles northwest of Volcán Concepción and Isla Ometepe, venting caustic sulferic gasses into space. Here's a <a href="http://www.enicaragua.net/pictures/volcan_masaya.jpg">picture from ground level</a>.<br><br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/s_ometepep.jpg"><br>Here's a closeup of Isla Ometepe (rotated about 90 degrees to the left/west; Lake Nicaragua is above, the Pacific Ocean below). Larger Volcán Concepción is on the left, Maderas on the right. The other large island, to the left of Concepción, is dormant <a href="http://www.vianica.com/activity/115/hiking-the-zapatera-hill">Isla Zapatera</a>, a <a href="http://www.manfut.org/granada/zapatera.html">ceremonial center</a> traditionally considered the male counterpart to Ometepe's more feminine silhouette, and most easily visited via the rural tourism collective <a href="http://es.geocities.com/ucatierrayagua/">UCA Tierra y Agua</a> (US$10 per dorm bed, including 3 meals). Farther to the left is a slender peninsula curling into the lake; this actually comprises the <a href="http://209.15.138.224/inmonica/image_of_isletas_de_granada.htm">Isletas de Granada</a>, 365 scenic and <a href="http://www.luxuryrealestate.com/74729">very accessible islets</a> tossed out of <a href="http://www.vianica.com/activity/5/hiking-on-the-mombacho-volcano">Volcán Mombacho</a> about 10,000 years ago.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/n_omotepe05.jpg"><br>This is the classic view of Ometepe, probably taken from the lakeshore about 30 miles north of the Costa Rican border, off the Pan-American Freeway. The best mainland views available of Concepción (left) and Maderas (right) are from an old Sandinista prison remodelled into a <a href="http://www.lamarlakeresort.com/en/index_en.html">fairly luxurious hotel and bar/restaurant</a> by Baseball Hall of Famer Dennis Martínez. The owner of Posada Chico Largo, a cool budget hostel near <a href="http://www.nicatour.net/en/nicaragua/charco_verde_galleria.cfm">Charco Verde Regional Park</a>,&nbsp; told me that the small, volcanic bump in between the two larger volcanoes was originally called Cinacupa (Nahuatl for "Bat Cave") but now goes by Mirador del Diablo (Devil's Lookout). It was one of several spots in Nicaragua where <i>National Geographic</i> filmed a special on <a href="http://www.nationalgeographic.com/fieldtales/bats/">vampire bats</a>. <br><br><img src="images/44630-40697/playasantodomingo.jpg"><br>Looking
south toward Volcán Maderas from Playa Santo Domingo, which stretches along the northeastern shore of the narrow isthmus that connects the two volcanoes, facing away from the mainland. This picture was taken during rainy
season (April-October); the beach will extend several meters past the
umbrellas by Christmas, when Lake Nicaragua's water level begins to
drop. I actually prefer to visit Ometepe during rainy season, when
crowds are smaller, costs and temperatures are lower, and the entire
island becomes a brilliant emerald green after months in the
golden-brown tropical savannah colors of dry season. Generally, late
September through October is the region's wettest period, not&nbsp; really recommended
for travel, but during most of rainy season Ometepe simply sees regular
afternoon showers that last perhaps two to three hours, and brilliant
sun the rest of the day.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/Mompaigeometepe.jpg"><br>My mother and I enjoying sunset on Playa Santo Domingo during dry season, with considerably more beach.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/ftouometepe04.jpg"><br>Looking north toward Volcán Concepción during quieter times, from Playa Santo Domingo (Santo Domingo Beach). It is considered the best, if windiest (look for kite surfers) beach on the island, and is home to the island's most luxurious accommodation, including <a href="http://www.villaparaiso.com.ni/main.php">Hotel Villa Paraíso</a>, where I took my mom.<br><br><br>Is Concepción dangerous? Well of course it's dangerous, it's an active volcano. But even during the last serious lava-hurling, flame-throwing, deafeningly explosive eruption of 1957, most residents refused to evacuate, and no one was killed. Regardless, remember that both ferry terminals (in <a href="http://www.manfut.org/rivas/altagracia.html">Altagracia</a> and <a href="http://www.manfut.org/rivas/moyogalpa.html">Moyogalpa</a>) are on the Concepción side of the island and therefore vulnerable; in the event of an emergency, it might be better to hole up on the Maderas side for a day or two. <a href="http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/dospollos/dospollos/1114699080/om_map_.gif/YES/tpod.html">This map</a> shows the ferry routes, but <a href="http://www.nicatour.net/en/nicaragua/Ometepe.asp">this one</a> is probably more accurate geographically.<br><br>There are currently no travel restrictions to Isla Ometepe, but feel free to contact Berman (in English or Spanish) to see if any are in place, or just to inquire about Concepción's mood. The easiest way to get to Isla Ometepe is from <a href="http://www.manfut.org/rivas/jorge.html">San Jorge</a>, a picturesque lakeside town about 15 minutes (US$1.25 by taxi, 30 cents by bus) from the departmental capital of <a href="http://travel.webshots.com/album/46761642oVuXXt">Rivas</a>, which has a <a href="http://www.vianica.com/activity/66/museum-of-anthropology-and-history-of-rivas">cool little museum</a>. <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/OM_Ferry.jpg"><br>Isla Ometepe's two major industries are plantains and tourists, both transported on the Ometepe Ferry. <br><br>Rivas is convenient, about 40 minutes by bus from the surfing stronghold of <a href="http://crawfurd.dk/photos/nicaragua_vr.htm">San Juan del Sur</a>, 1.5 hours from touristy, Spanish Colonial <a href="http://www.granadanicaragua.net/">Granada</a>, and two hours from the Costa Rican border; any international bus between San José and Managua can stop in Rivas. From San Jorge, small <i>lanchas</i> and larger, more stable ferries (US$1.56 and US$2, respectively) leave almost hourly for Moyogalpa, with abbreviated service on Sunday. You can also get the ferry from Granada at 3pm Monday and Thursday (US$3, 4hrs), or from <a href="http://www.nicatour.net/en/nicaragua/SanCarlos.asp">San Carlos</a>, on the other side of Lake Nicaragua, at 2pm Tuesday and Friday (9hrs, US$6). <br><br>Although Concepción usually releases a few delicate puffs of gas
and ash whenever I visit, volcanoes
are notoriously unpredictable. Thus, lava-lovers would do best to plan as much
time on or around the island as possible, to maximize their chances of seeing one of the rather cyclical eruptions of Concepción, also known as <i>Mestlitepe</i> (Nahuatl for "The Menstruating Mountain"). Though dormant at the time of the Spanish Conquest, in 1883 - the same year <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakatoa">Krakatoa</a> blew - Concepción began its most recent active cycle with a bang. <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/concepcion1856.jpg"><br>This 1856 image of Isla Ometepe, drawn by archaeologist and explorer Ephraim G. Squier, was made just a generation before Concepción awoke.<br><br><br>Major and rather regular eruption cycles of 8-20 months, complete with lava flows, began in 1921, 1944 and 1957 (more complete records are available in <a href="http://www.volcano.si.edu/world/volcano.cfm?vnum=1404-12=&amp;volpage=var&amp;VErupt=Y&amp;VSources=Y&amp;VRep=Y&amp;VWeekly=Y">English</a>, from 1974-2005, and <a href="http://www.ineter.gob.ni/geofisica/vol/concepcion/historia.html">Spanish</a>, 1883-2005). Thus, when a series of moderate ash eruptions and earthquakes set off between 1982 and 1983, many thought they heralded a return to those glowing days of lava and daring visitors from all over the world. Not that Isla Ometepe was getting many tourists during the 1980s, while the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contra_%28guerrillas%29">Contra War</a> was raging on the mainland. Ometepe was spared the worst of the war thanks to Lake Nicaragua (sometimes still called <i>Cocibolca</i>, Nahuatl for "The Sweet Sea"), which earned it the nickname "Island of Peace."<br><br>Anyway, if significant eruption cycles do rock the island after every two decades (or so) of less impressive activity - such as the fumeroles, ash plumes and tremors Concepción regularly displays - the February 2007 event may well portend several months of hot lava action. Or, perhaps it will just seem like a return to the 1980s (like the recent Nicaraguan and Costa Rican presidential elections), with regular ashfalls that locals will be sweeping up every morning at your hotel. Happily, there's plenty to do on Ometepe while you wait to see what happens.<br><br>You will probably be able to find a guide for the usually popular hike to the top of Concepción (US$12-20pp, 10-12hrs) no matter what's erupting up there, but that DOES NOT mean that the route safe. Even if you plan to go through your hotel for (possibly amateur) guides, double check with one of the professional tour agencies in Moyogalpa about conditions at the top. Remember, you aren't just risking your life - you're also risking the lives of the rescuers who'll have to haul your sorry ass out of there.<br><br>On the other side of the island, the mellower and muddier hike to the cloud-forest-topped and still dormant Volcán Maderas (US$5-10pp, 6-8hrs) is a better bet, and if you take the original path from historic <a href="http://www.fincamagdalena.com/index.en.html">Finca Magdelena</a> (basic rooms US$2.50, fish dinners US$3), you'll get the money shot of Concepción from a lookout about 2 hours up. Two newer, slightly more difficult trails up Maderas start from highly recommended <a href="http://www.vianica.com/hotels/13/el-porvenir">Albergue Ecologíco El Porvenir</a>, with great views, lovely owners and lots of petroglyphs; and popular <a href="http://www.igougo.com/travelcontent/JournalEntryLodging.aspx?EntryID=15944&amp;Mode=1">Hacienda Mérida</a>, which is fine, but a bit much for me. Instead, consider staying at <a href="http://www.hostelz.com/hostel/58325-Monkey-Island-Hostal">Monkies Island Hostel</a>, 15 minutes uphill, a simpler spot owned by the sweetest family ever.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/kayakometepe.jpg"><br>Kayaking Río Istiam (or is that Istián?) with Volcán Maderas in the background.<br><br>Other options for adventure on Ometepe include horseback rides (US$2-5 per person, per hour); two tiny archaeological museums in Moyogalpa and Altagracia (US$1 each), both with scores of <a href="http://culturelink.info/petro/paper_suz.htm">petroglyphs</a> , amazing <a href="http://www.viaggiareliberi.it/NICARAGUA/Altagracia_Ometepe_Michele_e_una_statua_precolombiana.jpg">statues</a> dating from 1200AD and weird funeral urns; taking the steep, 4hr hike to <a href="http://www.vianica.com/activity/98/hiking-to-the-san-ram-n-waterfall">San Ramón Waterfall</a>; kayaking <a href="http://www.vianica.com/activity/99/kayaking-to-the-isti-n-river">Río Istiam</a>; or just strolling a flat 15 minutes through the plantains to El Pozo de Agua, a swimming hole and natural laundromat close to popular&nbsp; <a href="http://www.vianica.com/photo/7/13">Santo Domingo Beach</a>. <br><br>Another cluster of good hotels surrounds Playa Bancón, which is often greener, less windy and has views of the mainland, as well as access to the tiny Isla de Quiste and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcqIibc2fPw&amp;mode=related&amp;search=">Charco Verde</a>, the Green Lagoon. I liked Hotel Finca Playa Venecia (tel 505-887-1091; cabins US$10-35 pp). There are at least 12 other beaches scattered around the island, ask at your hotel about one convenient to walk or bicycle (crappy bikes are for rent all over the island, US$1/hr) to. Note the road between Moyogalpa and Altagracia is paved, but tothers aren't. <br><br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/ometepeurn.jpg"><br>About three blocks uphill from the Moyogalpa Dock, on your right, the Internet y Sala Arqueológica de Moyogalpa (Internet and Archaeological Room of Moyogalpa; online access US$1.25/hr, museum US$1) has a building out back packed with Smithsonian-quality artifacts including these shoe-shaped funeral urns, many of which are designed to hold only the bones (but not the flesh) of the dead. Why? There are several theories, my favorite of which is that early islanders dropped their dead, wrapped in tough nets that would somehow protect the bones, into the lake, as an offering to the <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/112116/">man-eating bull sharks</a> they perhaps worshipped. Not exactly <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_Razor">Occam's Razor</a>, so ask Doña Ligia González during her very informative, Spanish-language tour of the collection for several more plausable explanations. <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/puntajesus.jpg"><br>One of the more bizarre beaches you'll ever enjoy, Punta Jesús María is actually a narrow, almost-one-mile-long sandbar stretching into the lake from the Concepción side of the island, only accessible in dry season. Indigenous islanders used it as a natural pier, important considering the <a href="ttp://www.amazon.com/Savage-Shore-Death-Nicaraguas-Hunters/dp/0805055568/sr=8-1/qid=1172487674/ref=sr_1_1/102-3582076-8631317?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books">man-eating bull sharks</a> that used to range between <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/s903678.htm">here and the Atlantic Ocean</a>, but are now almost extinct in the lake. Jesús María is less than an hour by bicycle from Moyogalpa, or ask the hourly Moyogalpa-Altagracia bus to drop you off at the Punta; the stop is a half-hour walk to the lakeshore. Wear a hat and sunscreen!<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/petroglyphometepe.jpg"><br>This petroglyph is so cool, I put it on the title page of my independently published guidebook, <i>A Week or Two in Southwest Nicaragua</i>. I think it's a monkey. <br><br>For more information about Isla Ometepe, check out my most recent book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lonely-Planet-Nicaragua-El-Salvador/dp/1741047587/sr=8-1/qid=1172411647/ref=sr_1_1/102-3582076-8631317?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books">Lonely Planet Nicaragua &amp; El Salvador</a>, or just google it - Isla Ometepe, along with Granada and San Juan del Sur, is the most easily accessible tourist attraction in Nicaragua, with fairly solid infrastructure, a wide variety of hotel and restaurant choices, and plenty of English-speaking locals who'll hook you up with whatever you need. Have fun!<br>]]></content><summary>One of my favorite places on Earth, Isla Ometepe in Nicaragua, just added an explosive new tourist attraction. Berman Gomez, an expedition leader for the highly recommended tour outfit Exploring Ometepe (telephone 00505-647-5179; located one block uphill from the Moyogalpa dock), just sent these awesome photos of Volcán Concepción erupting on February 9, 2007.</summary></entry><entry><title>Ortega and Chavez Make New Friends; Keep Old</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/01/10/ortega-makes-new-friends-keeps-old.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2007-01-10:03230756-2744-4479-9c11-9da4914544b8</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="Arbenz" /><category term="Sandinista" /><category term="Rafael Correa" /><category term="Daniel Ortega" /><category term="Nicaragua" /><category term="Donald Rumsfeld" /><category term="Fidel Castro" /><category term="Ronald Reagan" /><category term="Jimmy Carter" /><category term="Shamu" /><category term="NeoCon" /><category term="Ahmadinejad" /><category term="hugo chavez" /><category term="coca" /><updated>2007-03-01T21:40:53Z</updated><published>2007-01-10T15:38:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[<i>Note: Although this slog entry is dated Jan 10, when I started writing it (after Ortega's inauguration), it didn't actually go live until Jan 16, hence the information about events through Jan 15.</i><br><br>The tale of today's strange political bedfellows begins in the early 1950s, when (perhaps emboldened by the the 1953 death of Soviet General Secretary Joseph Stalin) the United States' increasingly paranoid post-WWII foreign policy came to a head, exploding as a nasty war in <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/worldwars/coldwar/korea_usa_01.shtml">Korea</a> and back-to-back, anti-democratic coups in <a href="http://www.fff.org/comment/com0501i.asp">Iran</a> and <a href="http://www.gwu.edu/%7Ensarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB4/index.html">Guatemala</a>. Ever since, an irrepresable rogues' gallery known as the "Enemies of America" has grown increasingly colorful and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6244425.stm">numerous</a> all over the world, with <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/03/16/MN34668.DTL">Asia</a>, <a href="http://store.che-lives.com/t-shirts.php">Latin America</a> and the <a href="http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/GF03Ae01.html">Middle East</a> producing the most famous faces.<br><br>Yet, from the <a href="https://www.cia.gov/csi/studies/winter98_99/art05.html">Sino-Soviet Split</a> of the late 1950s, which shattered a logical strategic alliance between the Soviet Union and communist China, to today's conflict between radical <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wnet/religionandethics/week1005/cover.html">Shia and Sunni Islam</a>, organizations attempting to challenge US hegemony have always had a tough time sticking together (ignoring the recent, notable exception of the <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/01/01/business/dollar.php">European Union</a>). Latin America - with an almost common language, religion and culture (boy, am I oversimplifying) - always seemed likeliest to stand tough against US economic, military and political dominance. But no one said it would be easy.<br>&nbsp;<br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/images.jpg"> <img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/images_1.jpg"><br>Four out of five democratically elected leaders subsequently overthrown by the CIA (such as <i>Time</i>'s 1951 Man of the Year, Iranian <a href="http://www.moreorless.au.com/heroes/mossadegh.html">Prime Minister Mohammed Mossadegh</a>, and Guatemalan <a href="http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/JFKarbenz.htm">President Jacobo Arbenz</a>) agree: It's just cooler to be on the cover of the <i><a href="http://coverstories.barewalls.com/product/framer.exe?ARTWORKID=174615&amp;ITEMID=174615">Rolling Stone</a></i>.<br><br><br>The main problem facing [please choose one: starry-eyed idealists; uncompromising mass murderers; nationalist heroes] in Latin America and throughout the world wasn't necessarily the <a href="http://www.mundoandino.com/Colombia/Jorge-Eliecer-Gaitan">1947 implementation</a> of <a href="http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/USO/appC.html">NSC 5412</a>, a document detailing how US operatives could exploit fine philosophical differences among assorted enemies by inflaming and arming "opposing parties."&nbsp; Sure, NSC 5412 mentioned the hearts and minds thing: "Strengthen the orientation toward the United States of the peoples and
nations of the free world...favoring, where appropriate, those groups genuinely advocating
or believing in the advancement of such mutual interests..."<br><br>But up until recently, that warm-fuzzy feeling directed toward the USA didn't require much actual marketing. <a href="http://www.stephenjaygould.org/ctrl/treaty_tripoli.html">Secular</a>, anti-colonialist, anti-classist and replete with unabashedly tacky new money, the USA enjoyed almost two centuries with serious street cred as fair-minded and festive ally. This was less so in Latin America, of course, where a long history of <a href="http://www2.truman.edu/%7Emarc/resources/interventions.html">interventions</a>, <a href="http://www.moreorless.au.com/killers/somoza.html">US-backed dictators</a> and other <a href="http://www.loc.gov/rr/hispanic/1898/bras.html">less-than-neighborly behavior</a> had soured relations between Washington and the rest of the hemisphere. <br><br>Even here, however, the upwardly mobile middle class (or anyone with aspirations to join one) believed that if their own governments would just open their markets and cap social spending, per the US example, everyone who deserved it would have numerous household appliances and opportunities for advancement. Which is, in my opinion, the most important reason why well-armed Marxist/socialist movements in <a href="http://www.pbs.org/itvs/enemiesofwar/elsalvador2.html">El Salvador</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Civil_War">Guatemala</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3985659.stm">Peru</a>, <a href="http://www.military.com/Resources/ResourceFileView?file=FARC-History.htm">Colombia</a> and <a href="http://www.marxists.org/subject/latinamerica/index.htm">elsewhere</a> could not win. Sure, the fallout from NSC 5412 would eventually nurture today's anti-American leaders to power, but as the days of disco came to a close, goodwill toward US policy was still fairly strong. Well, except in <a href="http://www.doublestandards.org/nicaragua_time.html">Nicaragua</a>.<br><br>The Knack's "My Sharona" was burning up the pop charts when Marxist guerrilla Daniel Ortega - just recently re-elected to the Nicaraguan presidency - <a href="http://www.country-studies.com/nicaragua/the-sandinista-revolution.html">rolled victorious into Managua</a> on July 19, 1979, as part of the Junta of Five, the brand new revolutionary government of wartorn-but-dictatorship-free Nicaragua. But where could these fledgling anti-imperialists turn for allies, for economic and military support? <br><br>Cuba certainly cheered their friendly new neighbors on, but they were under US economic embargo and already depended on the Soviet Bloc for 80% of trade and subsidies. Worse, US President Carter, for some reason criticized for his lack of foreign policy acumen, had just established <a href="http://www.fmprc.gov.cn/eng/ziliao/3602/3604/t18007.htm">full diplomatic relations with China</a>, and signed the <a href="http://www.fas.org/nuke/control/salt2/index.html">SALT II </a>treaty with the Soviet Union a month earlier. Neither communist party was going to screw things up by meddling in Central America. <br><br>It must have been frustrating for Ortega et al; perhaps they expected to be welcomed by the Communist International, and later joined in power by fellow Latin American leftists. But in 1979, that just wasn't in the cards. Where, oh where, Ortega must have asked himself, could he find other politically isolated, anti-imperialist revolutionaries with experience overthrowing US-backed dictators, but who had, say, vast petroleum reserves and perhaps a kick-ass airforce? Where, indeed.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/dannytime.jpg">  <img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/khomeinibigger.jpg"><br>Latin American socialists must get at least a little bit irritated that the Persian revolutionaries always snag <i>Time</i>'s "Man of the Year" cover.<br><br>Why, just that January, Iran had overthrown its own hopelessly out-of-touch <a href="http://www.iranchamber.com/history/mohammad_rezashah/mohammad_rezashah.php">US-backed dictatorship</a>, and their relatively democratic Shia Islamic Republic was scaring the screaming willies out of the tribal monarchies prefered by its Sunni Arab neighbors. Completely isolated, decidedly anti-American and floating on a sea of crude oil bigger than <a href="http://www.nicatour.net/en/nicaragua/Cocibolca.asp">Cocibolca</a>, Ortega must have at least thought about sending <a href="http://www.iranchamber.com/history/rkhomeini/ayatollah_khomeini.php">Khomeini</a> a valentine. <br><br>But by the end of 1980, it was already too late for those could-have-been allies to talk treaties, or anything else. Iran was being plunged into one of history's more <a href="http://www.iranchamber.com/history/iran_iraq_war/iran_iraq_war1.php">disturbingly horrific</a> conflicts, while Nicaragua's brutal <a href="http://www.zmag.org/chomsky/sam/sam-2-03.html">Contra War</a> was smoldering on the horizon. It would take a group of Reagan loyalists fronted by <a href="http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/2006/10/23/politica/32069">FOX Television Personality Oliver North</a> to bring the two revolutions together, via the <a href="http://www.paigerpenland.com/articles/1_love_the_80s.html">Iran-Contra Affair</a>. Though the Cold War's conclusion allowed peace in both nations, they were left too weak for much further anti-imperialist fervor. The United States, it seemed, had successfully protected its interests once again.<br><br>Flash forward 15 years: Latin America looks very different, and if you count Canada, socialist governments - almost all of which have come to power democratically - control most of the hemisphere. Moreover, much of the movement is supporting a bonified alpha male who just won re-election with a staggering 63% of the vote: Venezuelan President <a href="http://www.economist.com/world/la/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3701090">Hugo Chavez</a>, blowhard extroirdinaire, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm3YQwgjRYs">ordained by Fidel Castro</a> himself, and the almost unchallenged leader of the <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/news/qa/2005/09/richard_gott.html">Bolivarian Revolution</a>.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/latin_elections_map300.gif"><br>This excellent red-state/blue-state breakdown of Latin America's 2006 election results quite fittingly uses red to designate the left-wing revolution, although I'd also color both <a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=businessNews&amp;storyid=2007-01-14T185857Z_01_N14421766_RTRUKOC_0_US-HONDURAS-TERMINALS.xml&amp;src=rss&amp;rpc=23">Honduras</a> and <a href="http://www.cocori.com/library/life/med1.htm">Costa Rica</a> socialist, if not Bolivarian. Check it out at <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/americas/06/year_of_elections/html/nn1page13.stm">the BBC website</a> for interactive information about each election.<br><br><br>Chavez has rivals within the Latino leftist community, of course; no one would call <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/31/AR2006103101477.html">Brazillian President Lula da Silva</a> or <a href="http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/latin_america/jan-june06/chile_1-25.html">Chilean President Michelle Bachelet</a> (whose father was tortured to death by yet another <a href="http://www.moreorless.au.com/killers/pinochet.html">US-backed dictator</a>) big fans of the blustery Venezuelan. But the Bolivarian Bloc does include, in addition to Hugo and Fidel, <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/01/23/1441200">Bolivian President Evo Morales,</a> <a href="http://www.wsws.org/articles/2006/dec2006/ecua-d07.shtml">Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa</a> and <a href="http://www.huliq.com/6120/chavez-promises-oil-refinery-for-nicaragua">Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega</a>. Oh, and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4107270.stm">Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad</a>. Huh?<i><br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/hugomahmoud.jpg"><br></i>"So, my brother Mahmoud, who do you think will be <i>Time</i> magazine's 2006 'Man of the Year'?" "<a href="http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20061225,00.html">You</a>, of course, my brother Hugo, because of that hillarious '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0l9xickkpQ">I Smell Sulfur</a>' speech - I haven't laughed like that since we used to play spin-the-hostage back at university." "Oh, I think it will be <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7p7FS88Z18">you</a>, my honorable friend, particularly if you can go weapons grade." "Who knows, dearest Hugo; even <a href="http://www.pollingreport.com/iraq.htm">69%</a> of <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/11/29/ahmadinejad.letter/">noble Americans</a> [wink wink, nudge nudge] are enemies of US foreign policy these days, perhaps they will need to make everyone Man of the Year. Nice tie, by the way."<br> <br><br>The obvious question is, "What in the hell do adherents of <a href="http://www.iranonline.com/iran/iran-info/Government/constitution-1.html">Islamic republicanism</a> and <a href="http://www.wesh.com/politics/10721832/detail.html">Christ-centered socialism</a> have to talk about, anyway (other than <i>Time</i> magazine)?" The obvious answer, of course, is which country's civilian population will be <a href="http://www.unknownnews.net/casualties.html">bombed back to the stone age</a> as part of the War on Terror (well, that's assuming either of them cares). Heck, having the USA show that we really are disrespectful, oil-hungry warmongers is probably the only way Iran's incredibly unpopular and <a href="http://www.rferl.org/featuresarticle/2006/12/a2b68f48-0826-40ec-a196-5df742e49616.html">recently spanked</a> fundamentalists could even win re-election at this point. And it's looking like <a href="http://www.arabtimesonline.com/arabtimes/kuwait/Viewdet.asp?ID=9548&amp;cat=a">we'll be there</a> for them. <br><br>But isn't it still a bit counterintuitive? Maybe not. Islamic allies might actually play well in Latin America, in particular the Persian president, whose name is sometimes transliterated "<a href="http://www.larepublica.es/foro.php3?id_article=1701">Almadineyad</a>" (<i>alma</i> means "soul" in Spanish), perfect for a religious fruitloop of any flavor. And of course, all things anti-American get props in those Latin nations that have suffered under US intervention, which is to say all of them. Hence the Osama bin Laden T-shirts (no joke).<br><br>Moreover, many Latin American Catholics seem to consider Islam more akin to Christianity 2.0 than an entirely different religion. As one friend eager to educate me explained, "Did you know that Jesus is in the Muslim Bible? But they don't think Mary was really a virgin [knowing grin]."&nbsp; When casually petitioning God, people still say "<a href="http://listserv.buffalo.edu/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind9804&amp;L=flteach&amp;T=0&amp;P=128829"><i>ojalá</i></a>" ("<i>Ojalá</i> that there is still money in my checking account"), a remnant of the Moorish conquest of Spain. And it's common knowledge that many early colonists were originally Moors who converted to Catholicism during the Spanish Inquisition, but relocated to the less oppressive Americas soon after. Art, architecture and nomenclature testify to their influence, apparent such cities as <a href="http://www.bfcollection.net/cities/mexico/Merida,%20Mexico_www.jpg">Merida, Mexico</a>; <a href="http://travel.mongabay.com/pix/peru/lima-Lima_1025_3135.html">Lima, Peru</a>; and of course "<a href="http://www.granadanicaragua.net/">La Gran Sultana</a>," Granada, Nicaragua.<br><br>It wasn't those whispy reminders of a once common culture that had Sandista supporters so excited about an Iranian envoy to Ortega's inauguration, however. No, it was the more recent parallel histories linking two nations, two US-backed dictators overthrown, in part, by these two soldiers-turned-statesmen (arguably); it was the powerful symbolism of two revolutions born months apart and almost - but not quite - snuffed out by <strike>meddling imperialist pig-dogs</strike> the completely coincidental wars that followed. It was an angle that Chavez (but notably, not Ortega) would shamelessly work: "Our two revolutions, the Islamic Revolution and the Bolivarian Revolution in Venezuela, are in the end one, single fight."<br><br>And, while Ahmadinejad would have to take a raincheck on the big event, Hugo - <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6248787.stm">fresh from his own swearing-in ceremony</a> -  flew straight from Caracas to Managua to show some love. In fact, Ortega's inauguration was actually delayed an hour because Hugo was running late. Ahem.<br><br>Other luminaries on hand included all the Central American presidents, Bolivian (and Bolivarian) President Evo Morales, US-friendly Colombian President Alvaro Uribe, <a href="http://www.answers.com/topic/felipe-prince-of-asturias">ultra-sexy Spanish Crown Prince Felipe</a>, embattled center-right <a href="http://www.fresnoundercurrent.net/">Mexican President Felipe Calderon</a>,&nbsp; <a href="http://english.vietnamnet.vn/politics/2007/01/653878/">Vietnamese Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung</a>, and <a href="http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2007/01/14/2003344735">Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian</a>, who is apparently worried that President Ortega might start selling lumber and other natural wonders of Nicaragua's poorly protected national parks to China, instead. <br><br>Also in the crowd (and one wonders what he did to piss Bush off) was US Health and Human Services Secretary Michael Leavitt, as well as representatives from Japan, Korea, Cuba and <a href="http://mosnews.com/news/2007/01/15/primakov.shtml">Russia</a>, itself increasingly critical of (or is that "hostile to"?) US foreign policy. President Bush did come through with a <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070108/wl_nm/nicaragua_ortega_bush_dc_1">phone call</a>. Conspicuous by his absence? <a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-12/31/content_5553893.htm">Lula</a>. <br><br>But these were just the usual suspects. What most people were waiting for - well, those paying attention anyway, which evidentally didn't include the <a href="http://news.monstersandcritics.com/middleeast/news/article_1246824.php/ANALYSIS_Iran-Latin_America_-_the_alliance_of_unlikely_brothers">folks back home</a> - was Ahmadinejad's arrival a few days later, and the promise of political fireworks. They wouldn't be disappointed.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/Ahmadenijadfans.jpg"><br>You know Ahmadinejad wishes he got this kind of love back in Teheran (well, with more clothing), but he <a href="http://www.opendemocracy.net/democracy-americanpower/election_ahmadinejad_4248.jsp">just doesn't</a>. <br><br><br>Getting the party started with a Confab in Caracas, best friends 4-ever Hugo and Mahmoud began their reunion by declaring that there was just too much crude oil on the open market, and it was obviously time for <a href="http://www.tradearabia.com/tanews/newsdetails_snOGN_article117520.html">OPEC to limit output</a>. What to do with the increased oil revenue? Why, create a <a href="http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/FBBF5028-87F2-4FD5-A411-BF01B23FCBF9.htm">US$2 billion fund</a> to help "those countries whose governments are making efforts to liberate themselves from the imperialist yoke," explained Chavez, helpfully adding, "Death to US imperialism!" for listeners unsure of exactly what sort of imperialist yoke he might be refering to.<br><br>Only then it was on to Nicaragua, where President Ortega took his Iranian counterpart on a <a href="http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/EC04DC3B-51C8-4350-A52D-BAA76473175B.htm">jeep tour of Managua slums</a>, where I do hope they stopped at that awesome little Persian restaurant above the tire shop just west of Plaza 19 de Julio - the one that turns into a disco bar after about 9:30pm. "We have to give each other a hand," said Ahmadinejad. "We have common interests, <i>common enemies</i> [italics mine] and common goals."<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/vert_ortega_ap.jpg"><br>And, similar physiques, fashion sense and facial hair!<br><br>Ortega, who had just had a "friendly and polite" conversation with US President Bush a day earlier - and who is actually paying attention to his constituency's eagerness to avoid another decade of bloodshed - downplayed Ahmadinejad's bombast with a more <a href="http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/2007/01/14/nacionales/38754">milquetoast announcement</a> of Nicaragua and Iran's "constructive agreements to fight hunger and poverty." Then they agreed to open embassies in each others' capitals, gave each other medals, discussed the <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/01/15/america/LA-GEN-LatAm-Iran.php">US occupation of Iraq</a>, and signed treaties stating that they would be <a href="http://www.irna.ir/en/news/view/menu-234/0701158032113243.htm">freedom-loving allies forever</a>. Awwww. <br><br>Finally, the whole Bolivarian gang headed south to Ecuador, where newly elected socialist revolutionary <a href="http://www.thenews.com.pk/print1.asp?id=39016">Rafael Correa</a> was being sworn into the presidency of that country, which has long had strong ties with the <a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/manta.htm">US military</a>. I'll do a slog about Correa and Manta later. Meanwhile, we can just watch as the stakes keep piling higher and higher.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/correaandpals.jpg"><br>I just thought this picture - of Chavez, Correa and Morales in traditional Andean garb - was cool. <br><br><br>Oh, and what were US citizens concerning themselves with while all this was happening? Well, the most emailed story in the New York Times was "<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/25/fashion/25love.html?em&amp;ex=1169010000&amp;en=62a283da914c829e&amp;ei=5087%0A">What Shamu Taught Me About A Happy Marriage</a>." <br><br>Sigh.<br>]]></content><summary>The Knack's "My Sharona" was burning up the pop charts in July 1979, when Marxist guerrilla leader Daniel Ortega rolled victorious into Managua with the Junta of Five, the brand new revolutionary government of wartorn-but-finally-dictatorship-free Nicaragua. But where could these fledgling socialists turn for economic and military support, when it seemed the whole world was against them? Where could they find other politically isolated, anti-American revolutionaries with experience overthrowing US-backed dictators, but who had, say, vast petroleum reserves and perhaps a kick-ass airforce? Where, indeed.</summary></entry><entry><title>My "Slog" Idea Has Been Stolen!</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2007/01/10/my-slog-idea-has-been-stolen.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2007-01-10:1a997905-3396-4c57-808a-6ae0fe25acae</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="Iraq" /><updated>2007-03-01T21:45:43Z</updated><published>2007-01-10T10:53:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[Happy (belated) New Year! One of my many New Year's resolutions is to create a slog entry twice a month in 2007, whether the world needs it or not. Regular readers, most of whom are close relatives, may have noticed that after a brief flurry of entries surrounding the re-election of Daniel Ortega to the Nicaraguan presidency, I sort of let things peter out. Why? Well, I blame astrology; something must have been in retrograde. And Christmas. <br><br>Recently, however, I learned that my clever "slog" monicker had been co-opted by a group of journalists, travel writers, soldiers, private contractors and even tourists who have been on the ground in Iraq, and now publish the excellent <a href="http://www.iraqslogger.com/">IraqSlogger.com.</a> I'd probably be irritated, had I actually invested any energy in my own little slog, but who can complain about the excellent and often eyewitness coverage of what is rapidly becoming the biggest military debacle in US history? Well, other than <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/12/06/snow-loses-all-credibilit_n_35710.html">Tony Snow</a>? <br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/pelton.jpg"><br>Here's Iraqslogger.com writer Robert Young Pelton, who I want to be when I grow up, well, except for the moustache; I have mine waxed every few weeks.<br><br>If you are interested in a different perspective, peruse the gut-wrenching <a href="http://www.iraqslogger.com/index.php/category/6/StatCrunch">statistics</a> compiled by the editors, as well as posts by one of my literary inspirations, <a href="http://www.iraqslogger.com/index.php/writer/7/Robert_Y_Pelton">Robert Young Pelton</a>. But be sure to check back here - at your <b>original online slog</b> - every three or four months, just to be sure you haven't missed anything important. And consider, even though there are only 349 shopping days until Christmas, that achieving peace on earth and good will towards men (women, too, of course) by Jesus' next birthday may require more <a href="http://ssinha.com/satyagraha.htm">satyagrahis</a> than soldiers. <br>]]></content><summary>I recently learned that my clever "slog" monicker had been co-opted by a group of journalists, travel writers, soldiers, private contractors and even tourists who have been on the ground in Iraq, and now publish the excellent IraqSlogger.com. </summary></entry><entry><title>Anti-Chavez, Anti-Castro Music Video</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2006/11/12/antichavez-anticastro-music-video.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2006-11-12:c85f0649-54aa-4cf1-89e0-170429aedece</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="Fidel Castro" /><category term="hugo chavez" /><updated>2007-03-01T21:44:29Z</updated><published>2006-11-12T19:44:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[Just because I sometimes get a little bit starry-eyed when it comes to leftist revolutionaries (come on, do you really think that United Fruit's vision for Latin America should have gone unchallenged?), here's an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbg2WSt4JI&amp;NR">awesome video</a> from rapper and Cuban exile El Rey Vikingo as counterpoint. I've included the lyrics in Spanish below, but I'm too self-conscious about my language skills to translate them into English here. Happily, the video for <i>Hasta Cuando</i> (<i>Until When)</i>, with old footage of Castro, Chavez and friends, speaks for itself.<br><br>Love the music? Download more at Vikingo's <a href="http://www.reyelvikingo.com/">website</a>. The lyrics were cut and pasted from fun <a href="http://castrianism.blogspot.com/">Castrianism: The Religion of Hate</a>, which discusses Castro with an obsessive attention to detail that you just can't get from unbiased news outlets.<br><br>HASTA CUANDO<br><br>Como? Exclusivo<br>Rey el Vikingo<br>Somos latinos, vamos 'echar pa'alante<br>A esos impostores vamos a desenmascararlos Hialeah<br>A Fidel Castro y Hugo Chávez <br>pa'que aprenda ehh<br>pa que aprenda ehh<br><br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br><br>En el 59 triunfo la Revolución, <br>manos pa arriba oh oh con devoción, <br>llegastes al poder a punta de cañón, <br>y fuiste aplaudido por tu decisión( sinverguenza)<br><br>Luego tiraste varios golpes bajos <br>es normal, teh habían echo todo el trabajo. <br>El Che Guevara esperando por refuerzos <br>que nunca llegaron como tu explicas todo eso ( asesino) a ver a ver<br><br>Camilo Cienfuegos uno de los lideres <br>queridos, apreciado y respetado, <br>que cuando tu hablabas te volteabas <br>y le preguntabas " Voy bien Camilo" <br>que le paso ehh se te olvido ehh <br>anda dímelo ahh nadie te creyó<br><br>Nos engañaste, nos dijiste que un viaje de la Habana a Camaguey<br>se cayo el avión donde están las pruebas impostor, <br>imposible que un viaje aproximado <br>de 500 km no, noo, <br>aparezcan restos de Camilo <br>y tampoco del avión en que voló<br><br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br><br>Entre cielo y tierra no hay nada oculto, <br>todo el mundo sabe que tu eres mas corrupto, <br>en el mundo entero que eres un embustero <br>y con tu cochinya cagaste el pueblo entero<br><br>El pueblo cubano como ha sufrido <br>pa'poder sobrevivir y llenar el vacío, <br>de los familiares que se marcharon <br>y todo eso tu lo vas a pagar bien caro, <br>a los latinoamericanos tu engañaste <br>dando muestras de una imagen que tu te inventaste <br>y a la hora cero y a la hora de la verdad <br>todo era mentira todo era falsedad hasta cuando<br><br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br><br>Detrás de un extremista hay un oportunista, <br>ya no hay quien te crea, no hay quien te resista, <br>yo no soy político ni me incluyan en la lista <br>tampoco me callo mi punto de vista.<br><br>Ahora Chávez quiere hacer lo mismo que tu hiciste , <br>pero se le dificulta el pueblo se le resiste<br>Venezuela no te dejes engañar<br>no sean gafos se van a escachar<br><br>Es como el pícaro con la señorita<br>no tengas miedo mami na ma la cabecita<br>y después la embarazo, la maltrato <br>y como una perra en la esquina la dejo<br><br>Mírate en mi propio espejo<br>vivo fuera de mi país por culpa de ese viejo<br>hay cubanos en cualquier parte del mundo<br>por que ? deja que pase el coro te lo explico en un segundo<br><br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br><br>Por mas que trabajas de tu salario no puedes vivir<br>tienes que inventar , todo es ilegal<br>eres un extraño en el único lugar <br>que tu puedes estar, no puedes viajar<br>Los hoteles tu no puedes visitar, <br>eso es pa extranjeros, no pal nacional<br>El poder era pal pueblo, tu prometías ohhh<br>y a la hora de la verdad todo era fantasía<br><br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br>Hasta cuando quien lo sabrá, <br>hay que sacarlos por que el daño solo no se va<br>Hasta cuando tu vas a seguirnos separando, <br>hasta cuando dime hasta cuando<br>]]></content><summary>El Rey Vikingo's "Hasta Cuando" (Until When) has a great beat interwoven with old news footage in this artist's take on the left-wing revolutions of Latin America's last half century.</summary></entry><entry><title>Bush Finally Increases Education Spending</title><link rel="alternate" href="http://blog.paigerpenland.com/2006/11/11/bush-finally-increases-education-spending.aspx?ref=rss" /><id>tag:blog.paigerpenland.com,2006-11-11:02138fed-1fb8-46fe-b9c3-7cdeb14a88a3</id><author><name>Paige R Penland</name><email>paige@paigerpenland.com</email></author><category term="hugo chavez" /><category term="Sandinista" /><category term="Daniel Ortega" /><category term="Donald Rumsfeld" /><category term="Fidel Castro" /><category term="Ronald Reagan" /><category term="John Negroponte" /><category term="George Bush" /><category term="torture" /><category term="Evo Morales" /><category term="NeoCon" /><updated>2007-03-01T21:43:32Z</updated><published>2006-11-11T15:53:00Z</published><content type="html"><![CDATA[I was trying so hard to keep my post-election buzz going, consciously ignoring the fact that Rumsfeld - one of only two "inner circle" Bushistas not somehow involved with the Iran-Contra Affair (along with that sexy minx Condi Rice) - was being replaced by an alleged accomplice to several Neocon-spiracies, <a href="http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/walsh/chap_16.htm">Robert M. Gates</a>. But whatever. Bush appointments are at least predictable, and it's not like Gates is a full-blown Sith Lord like <a href="http://www.gwu.edu/%7Ensarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB151/index.htm">John Negroponte</a>, Director of National Intelligence. Don't worry, be happy!<br><br>Then I noticed this little tidbit on the cover of usually lightweight USA TODAY:<br><br><a target="_blank" class="" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-11-09-waiver_x.htm">"US SEEKS BETTER TIES BY AIDING MILITARIES</a><br>By <a href="http://www.pbs.org/weta/washingtonweek/aroundthetable/slavin.html">Barbara Slavin</a><br><br>Concern about leftist victories in Latin America has prompted President Bush to quietly grant a waiver that allows the United States to resume training militaries from 11 Latin American and Caribbean countries... The administration hopes the training will forge links with countries in the region and blunt a leftward trend.<br><br>...<br><br>A military training ban was originally designed to pressure countries into exempting U.S. soldiers from war crimes trials.... The White House lifted the ban on 21 countries, about half in Latin America or the Caribbean, through a presidential memorandum Oct. 2 to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. The training is conducted in the USA."<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/SOAlogo.gif"><br>"All for one and one for all," says the SOA logo (the "one" is presumably the CIA). I especially like the un-subtle references to the Spanish Conquest and Christianity, both still kickin' ass 500 years later.<br><br><br>Specifically, training is conducted at the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/waronterror/story/0,1361,583254,00.html">School of the Americas</a> (SOA) at Fort Benning, Georgia, which has been charged by every <a href="http://www.soaw.org/new/">left-leaning patriotic American</a> worth his or her <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/che+guevara/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_11501285/opt_/fpt_/c_360/">Che Guevara T-shirt</a> of teaching Latin American military officers to maintain efficient police states, should the need arise. The <a href="http://www.soaw.org/new/newswire_detail.php?id=851">Washington Post</a> notes: <br><br>"Its graduates have included some of the region’s most notorious human rights abusers, among them Roberto D’Aubuisson, the leader of El Salvador’s right-wing death squads; 19 Salvadoran soldiers linked to the 1989 assassination of six Jesuit priests; Gen. Manuel Antonio Noriega, the deposed Panamanian strongman; six Peruvian officers linked to killings of students and a professor; and Col. Julio Roberto Alpirez, a Guatemalan officer implicated in the death of an American innkeeper living in Guatemala and to the death of a leftist guerrilla married to an American lawyer."<br><br>The SOA was closed in 2001 after it was discovered that "<a href="http://www.ciponline.org/facts/soa.htm">U.S. Army intelligence manuals used to train Latin American military officers at an Army school from 1982 to 1991 advocated executions, torture, blackmail and other forms of coercion against insurgents</a>," which may sound familiar. It was replaced several months later by the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation (WHINSEC), a "Spanish-language training facility for Latin American military and law-enforcement personnel," offering similar courses in the same buildings for students from Colombia, Bolivia, Venezuela and Nicaragua. Oh, and Costa Rica. <br><br>But wait! Costa Rica doesn't even have a military, right? Ahem. According to <a href="http://www.nicaraguaphoto.com/essays/update_nicaraguaDec2003.shtml">Richard Leonardi</a>, Costa Rica uses its US$69 million military budget (and 2500 SOA graduates) to support the 23,000-person Costa Rican Civil Guard. "When Costa Rica’s troops were caught patrolling inside Nicaragua’s territory on the San Juan River in 1998," writes Leonardi, "their non-existent military was dressed in battle fatigues with M-16 attack weapons at the ready, and their camouflage motorboat sported a mounted-machine gun." <br><br>Throughout the 1980s, Costa Rica was also home to a handful of secret-ish US military bases that supported Contras fighting Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega. Who was, of course, just re-elected. Honduras, served by then-<a href="http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?ItemID=5852">Ambassador John Negroponte</a>, was also used as a base for US-backed insurgencies in Nicaragua, El Salvador and Guatemala, which could have been considered its own little "Axis of Evil," had Karl Rove been in charge of the soundbytes back then. <br><br>And last week, just in time for the Bush administration's drubbing, another Trinity of Latin Leftists became part of our current political vernacular: Venezuelan President <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0l9xickkpQ">Hugo Chavez</a>, Bolivian President <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/02/12/news/bolivia.php">Evo Morales</a>, and despite fierce US-based opposition, Nicaraguan President-Elect <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&amp;sid=aqf2voFE.VXM&amp;refer=latin_america">Daniel Ortega</a>.&nbsp; Fidel Castro will of course be reprising José Martí's swashbuckling role as the Holy Spirit for the next 80 years. <br><br>I certainly understand why the Bush administration might want to fight democracy in Latin America. The recent mid-term elections have Bush Corp on the defensive; winning a war - any war at all - would revitalize their testosterone-saturated political base. But neither North Korea nor Iran looks like easy pickings these days, particularly now that they're backed by the superpower-sized muscle of China and Russia, respectively. A move toward either could potentially explode into an old-school atomic standoff that would make a suitcase nuke look like a Cambodian landmine. <br><br>So where, oh where, can our fearless leaders then reaffirm their divinely inspired will to power? Venezuela (pop 26 million) has oil money, a real military and a leader who would be more than willing to go out in a blaze of glory - can you say "quagmirific"? Bolivia (pop 9 million) is landlocked and mountainous, with the arid and all-but-impassable Andes regularly climbing above 3500m - scenic, like Afghanistan. <br><br>Nicaragua (pop 5.5 million), sandwiched between Honduras and Costa Rica, is relatively flat, with two broad, sandy coasts just three hours from the USA, conveniently keeping supply lines short. The impoverished nation is most certainly not nuclear; hell, they even decommissioned their rusty old stockpile of SAM-7 anti-aircraft missiles last time the USA threatened to cut off our desperately needed aid package. And, best of all, Nicaragua already has name-recognition among a US population that tends to learn geography only when we go to war. Think of how well President Ortega works in this tried and true soundbite: "[Insert country or leader of choice] hates your freedom!" Forgive me for being a bit nervous.<br><br><img src="http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/44630-40697/whitehouseApr0200_02.jpg"><br>Remember, leftists: The best way to pack your protests with party people is to advertise the live music, rampant drug use and drunk, sex-starved teenagers eager for wild, no-holds-barred orgies with Hillary Clinton supporters and AWOL soldiers. Karl Rove may be able to compete with your totally clever hand-painted signs, but not fat joints and free pussy!<br><br><br>Anyway, the School of the Americas Watch is throwing a <a href="http://www.soaw.org/new/">big protest</a> this weekend, November 17-19, at Fort Benning, Georgia, which will not be covered by the mainstream media unless Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt show up with their multi-cultural family. Which they won't. But maybe you will.<br>]]></content><summary>The School of the Americas (SOA) was closed in 2001, after it was discovered that "U.S. Army intelligence manuals used to train Latin American military officers at an Army school from 1982 to 1991 advocated executions, torture, blackmail and other forms of coercion against insurgents," which may sound familiar. The SOA was replaced several months later by the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation (WHINSEC), a "Spanish-language training facility for Latin American military and law-enforcement personnel," offering similar courses in the same buildings.</summary></entry><entry><title>